Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people having a midlife crisis has no long-term value — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. I'm too good to be tweeting.
N.B. The views expressed herein are not my own: they have been carefully shaped by a barrage of mainstream media propaganda and fill-in-the-blanks guesswork. Also, I'm prone to lying for the sake of entertainment.
Costa del Pentecost
· 231 words (munches about 2 mins)There is only one God. And your God isn’t as good as my God.
Brownout now, blackout in 2012
· 192 words (sucks up less than a minute)One megalomaniac down… and another steps in to replace him.
Oil buy that for ten dollars
· 318 words (vacuums up about 2 mins)As the oil spill widens, where does blame lead us?
Who has Balls?
· 353 words (munches about 2 mins)It appears that neither the electorate nor the governance have what it takes. Only Ed Balls can save us… no, wait…
Election rematch
· 121 words (munches less than a minute)Sing for your supper, muppets.
Hip to be square
· 71 words (kills less than a minute)Newfangled technology brings out the worst in people on the idiot box.
Was gibt es im Kühlschranke?
· 102 words (devours less than a minute)Lifestyles of the rich and famous… fridge stylie.
Take the bread... go on, have it all
[3 comments] · 307 words (kills about 2 mins)When swans go bad, the bread goes by the wayside.
