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c: 18 Mar 2009 23:50 | m: 30 Sep 2013 21:53 | f: Humour / Who

A rug of Stefs for your viewing displeasure (172 and counting).

Myearrrgh

Stef fancies a swift half

Christmas confuses Stef

Stef and Riga man

Stef the poser

Stef wearing Christmas tree

Stef / beaver

Mirror Stef

Beers of Europe #3: Engulf Hoegaarden before damp patch encroacheth

Stef models the latest in plastic hotel beaker and shower cap attire

Botany is Stef's strong point at the Eden Project

Stef wearing gummy teeth

Stef attacked by the giant Danish pastry in Paris

A maniacal grin from the Stef

Mind meld with the Lego dragon

Proof that Stef can skateboard

Stef's table tennis eyes

Antelopean Stef

The lips, Stef. Just the lips

Stef in a Pizza Express hat

Allotment vs Stef

Stef: overwhelmed

Stef taken by surprise

Stef on the set of Wayne's World

Stef pokes The Shard

The eye of Stef sees all

Stef with a Quick Response code on his forehead

Giant hooded Stef

Stef wears devil horns. Wrongly

Stef as Phil Collins

Stef and a pair of ergonomic 3D glasses

Stef as a stand-in for Edgar on the set of Men In Black

Stef shows a little tongue

Stef in a tiny coat

Stef the DIY God. Yes, that's a pencil

Stef in party hat and streamers

Stef in da studio

A stupid Stef grin

Proof that Stef is all about the ears

Looking up Stef's nose avec grin

Stef at one with Belgian culture

Stef tries appealing to extra-terrestrials

Stef as Dr Zoidberg

Excess baggage, sir?

Beermat mouth

Stef larging it in a swimming cap

Stef and his lip

Stef appeals to the German market with a Hasselhoff ROCK moment

Stef demonstrating his culinary prowess

Stef shows his feline side

Stef wonders if he'll fit in these trousers

Stef bares teeth

The valentines gingerbread man met a face worse than death

Pringles Stef

Stef's insanity

Stef's claw

Stef often wears the compost bin

Stef's impersonation of a goldfish fails to impress

Why the long face

Stef wonders if David Bellamy has a space for him in his nature programme

Beers of Europe #2: Unhand my Leffe

Stef models a water feature

Stef is quite disgusted by his own tongue

Minging chew bar

Stef's cold shoulder

Two-faced Stef

Which one is Stef?

Stef and the bread basket become one

If Stef had a cycloptic vagina for a face...

An incredulous look from Stef

Stef tends to the barbecue like a man

Stef spies something over there

Stef; desperate to escape the glass

Balding cat spotted at tourist attraction. Call the RSPCA

Stef says this is the sound of Altern-8.. tern-8.. n-8.. 8...

Attack of the giant weed

Stef titillates fruit

Stef in a Lotus

Stef says I'll huff and I'll puff...

smart thinking

Stef in shower cap

The fish have everything to fear

Pottery making Stef

Shifty eyed Stef

Kenny helps Stef take a break from pretending to DJ

An artist's impression of Stef

Stef shows off part of his gigantic tongue to woo the ladies

Mr Potato head

Stef overdoses on icing and marzipan

Riga beer

Stef with Eiffel tower head

Stef and Jimmy Hill: separated at birth

Stef aspires to the giant weed

Stef behind flowers

Stef gets a glimpse of his future fishing-loving self

Professor Stef

Stef wants your, umm, whatever you have in your hand now

Scooby-Doo monster

Stef guiding down yoghurt

Stef pretending to be a bald eagle maybe?

Stef as a breadstick beaver

Take me to your rave

Stef doesn't trust you

Stef or Alvin?

Stef's giant sandwich

Stef sweet tongue

Fake moustache

Stef Toblerone face

Scary eyed Stef

Stef tries the Hallowe'en hat

Stef models corner shop flapjack on Snowdon

Mavis Beacon to the rescue

Orange gum shield

Don't talk to Stef when he's having a strop

Stef goes Full Retard

Yoghurt pot card on Stef

Never give Stef the tab off a carton of orange juice, for he will maketh a friend

Stef with shoes for ears

The tourists were enthralled by Stef's life-size art expo

Whack-a-Stef

Urk

Lippy Stef

Stef is delighted to share his name with an item of cheap Ikea furniture

Paninaro, oh eh oh

McDonalds Chicken Little glasses don't suit Stef

Sunburned Stef

The Jekyll/Hyde experiment goes sideways for Stef

Stef and custard slice

Stef is not normal

Stef wearing reindeer Deely Boppers

Stef at Blackpool Tower

Stef unwittingly builds the first Duplo Anal Intruder

Beers of Europe #5: Stef keeps an eye on the Bruges Zot jester

Give wine to Stef and...

Stef's breakfast

Stef's altitude sickness

Comrade Stef

If Stef was a Simpsons character

Pointy nose Stef

Stef trying his hand at becoming Maori

Stef and his inherent mistrust of curtains

Sleepy Stef is dressed by his Wife in her adorable pink crochet number

Stef in Sabotage video

Beardy holiday Stef

Beastie Boy Stef

Beers of Europe #1: Jupiler the brave

Stef pretends he's from the set of Emmerdale

Here cakey cakey cakey

Stef outside the Walkie Talkie building in London

Stef impersonates Josh from Casualty

Look out, Stef. Bandit at 3 o'clock

Kohl rabi head

Stef locked in a Convent prison in Tallinn

Beers of Europe #4: Kriek Max Cherry, what the hell?

Stef contemplates the wonderment of nature

Stef wields a guitar with no intent

Stef: licence to hose

Stef proves driving and eating don't mix

Stef being a work berk

Stef and hose

Stef pretending to be in with the youngsters

Stef realises he can pretty much get his whole head in his hands

Stef impersonates The Invisible Man

Stef tries his hand at being an extra from I Know What You Did Last Thursday

Nipply Stef

Stef taking Stef in the mirror

Stef and mash

Stef the Tzar

Stef, ze German Scientist, knows all your nuclear secrets

Mekon spotted. Did anyone call Dan Dare?

1-800-MENTAL

Stef won't fix your PC

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