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Nothing but Stef

c: 18 Mar 2009 23:50 | m: 30 Sep 2013 21:53 | f: Humour / Who

A tonne of Stefs for your viewing displeasure (170 and counting).

smart thinking

Stef wants your, umm, whatever you have in your hand now

Stef being a work berk

Stef wonders if he'll fit in these trousers

Stef titillates fruit

The valentines gingerbread man met a face worse than death

Stef fancies a swift half

Stef attacked by the giant Danish pastry in Paris

Stef's claw

Never give Stef the tab off a carton of orange juice, for he will maketh a friend

Mekon spotted. Did anyone call Dan Dare?

Professor Stef

Minging chew bar

Stef impersonates Josh from Casualty

Stef doesn't trust you

Stef / beaver

Sleepy Stef is dressed by his Wife in her adorable pink crochet number

Attack of the giant weed

If Stef was a Simpsons character

Stef the Tzar

Stef or Alvin?

Mr Potato head

Stef in party hat and streamers

Here cakey cakey cakey

Don't talk to Stef when he's having a strop

Stef pretending to be in with the youngsters

Pointy nose Stef

Stef tries his hand at being an extra from I Know What You Did Last Thursday

Take me to your rave

Beastie Boy Stef

Stef's altitude sickness

Mavis Beacon to the rescue

Orange gum shield

Stef: overwhelmed

Two-faced Stef

Proof that Stef is all about the ears

Stef wonders if David Bellamy has a space for him in his nature programme

Stef's insanity

Stef the poser

A stupid Stef grin

Stef with a Quick Response code on his forehead

Stef's cold shoulder

The eye of Stef sees all

Stef unwittingly builds the first Duplo Anal Intruder

Stef pretends he's from the set of Emmerdale

Stef trying his hand at becoming Maori

Stef as Phil Collins

Shifty eyed Stef

Kenny helps Stef take a break from pretending to DJ

Sunburned Stef

Stef gets a glimpse of his future fishing-loving self

Stef taking Stef in the mirror

McDonalds Chicken Little glasses don't suit Stef

The Jekyll/Hyde experiment goes sideways for Stef

Stef in a Lotus

Stef guiding down yoghurt

An artist's impression of Stef

Stef wearing Christmas tree

Stef taken by surprise

Allotment vs Stef

Stef as Dr Zoidberg

Stef is delighted to share his name with an item of cheap Ikea furniture

Stef with shoes for ears

Stef shows his feline side

Urk

Stef spies something over there

Stef as a stand-in for Edgar on the set of Men In Black

An incredulous look from Stef

Stef: licence to hose

Stef wearing gummy teeth

Stef demonstrating his culinary prowess

Stef the DIY God. Yes, that's a pencil

Why the long face

Stef contemplates the wonderment of nature

Botany is Stef's strong point at the Eden Project

Stef sweet tongue

Myearrrgh

Mirror Stef

Stef shows a little tongue

Stef in a Pizza Express hat

Stef tries the Hallowe'en hat

Stef aspires to the giant weed

Stef's table tennis eyes

Beermat mouth

Stef and his lip

Proof that Stef can skateboard

Riga beer

Scary eyed Stef

Stef wields a guitar with no intent

Lippy Stef

Stef is quite disgusted by his own tongue

Stef; desperate to escape the glass

1-800-MENTAL

Look out, Stef. Bandit at 3 o'clock

Stef outside the Walkie Talkie building in London

Yoghurt pot card on Stef

Beers of Europe #3: Engulf Hoegaarden before damp patch encroacheth

Stef proves driving and eating don't mix

Beardy holiday Stef

The fish have everything to fear

Stef impersonates The Invisible Man

Stef and a pair of ergonomic 3D glasses

Stef behind flowers

Stef and custard slice

Comrade Stef

Stef shows off part of his gigantic tongue to woo the ladies

Stef is not normal

Stef in da studio

Stef pokes The Shard

Looking up Stef's nose avec grin

Stef won't fix your PC

Stef and his inherent mistrust of curtains

Balding cat spotted at tourist attraction. Call the RSPCA

Giant hooded Stef

Stef and Riga man

Stef's breakfast

Paninaro, oh eh oh

Stef's impersonation of a goldfish fails to impress

Stef pretending to be a bald eagle maybe?

Whack-a-Stef

Fake moustache

Beers of Europe #4: Kriek Max Cherry, what the hell?

Which one is Stef?

Stef on the set of Wayne's World

Stef tends to the barbecue like a man

Nipply Stef

Stef larging it in a swimming cap

Stef goes Full Retard

Stef appeals to the German market with a Hasselhoff ROCK moment

Kohl rabi head

Stef's giant sandwich

Stef models a water feature

Stef in Sabotage video

Stef models corner shop flapjack on Snowdon

Stef Toblerone face

Stef and hose

Stef locked in a Convent prison in Tallinn

A maniacal grin from the Stef

Stef models the latest in plastic hotel beaker and shower cap attire

Scooby-Doo monster

Beers of Europe #5: Stef keeps an eye on the Bruges Zot jester

Stef overdoses on icing and marzipan

Stef and the bread basket become one

Stef and Jimmy Hill: separated at birth

Stef bares teeth

Stef, ze German Scientist, knows all your nuclear secrets

Stef with Eiffel tower head

Stef at one with Belgian culture

Stef wearing reindeer Deely Boppers

Stef says this is the sound of Altern-8.. tern-8.. n-8.. 8...

Stef tries appealing to extra-terrestrials

Excess baggage, sir?

Stef often wears the compost bin

Stef in a tiny coat

Antelopean Stef

Christmas confuses Stef

Pringles Stef

Stef and mash

Stef in shower cap

Beers of Europe #1: Jupiler the brave

The lips, Stef. Just the lips

If Stef had a cycloptic vagina for a face...

Stef wears devil horns. Wrongly

Give wine to Stef and...

Mind meld with the Lego dragon

Beers of Europe #2: Unhand my Leffe

Stef says I'll huff and I'll puff...

The tourists were enthralled by Stef's life-size art expo

Stef at Blackpool Tower

Stef realises he can pretty much get his whole head in his hands

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