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Hall of Stef mirrors

c: 18 Mar 2009 23:50 | m: 30 Sep 2013 21:53 | f: Humour / Who

A tetris of Stefs for your viewing displeasure (164 and counting).

Professor Stef

Stef the DIY God. Yes, that's a pencil

Look out, Stef. Bandit at 3 o'clock

Proof that Stef can skateboard

Whack-a-Stef

Stef wonders if he'll fit in these trousers

Stef wearing Christmas tree

Stef impersonates The Invisible Man

Stef fancies a swift half

The valentines gingerbread man met a face worse than death

The fish have everything to fear

Shifty eyed Stef

Balding cat spotted at tourist attraction. Call the RSPCA

Stef and a pair of ergonomic 3D glasses

Beers of Europe #4: Kriek Max Cherry, what the hell?

Don't talk to Stef when he's having a strop

Looking up Stef's nose avec grin

McDonalds Chicken Little glasses don't suit Stef

Stef / beaver

Mekon spotted. Did anyone call Dan Dare?

Stef shows off part of his gigantic tongue to woo the ladies

Stef doesn't trust you

Stef tries the Hallowe'en hat

Stef's table tennis eyes

An artist's impression of Stef

Stef wears devil horns. Wrongly

Stef and hose

Stef being a work berk

Stef gets a glimpse of his future fishing-loving self

Stef: overwhelmed

Stef in da studio

Stef with shoes for ears

Stef the poser

Stef pretends he's from the set of Emmerdale

Stef says I'll huff and I'll puff...

Pringles Stef

Stef's cold shoulder

Stef in a Lotus

Beers of Europe #1: Jupiler the brave

If Stef had a cycloptic vagina for a face...

Stef overdoses on icing and marzipan

Riga beer

Stef as Phil Collins

Stef and Jimmy Hill: separated at birth

Stef aspires to the giant weed

Stef and his lip

Stef is quite disgusted by his own tongue

smart thinking

Minging chew bar

Scooby-Doo monster

Stef shows a little tongue

Excess baggage, sir?

Stef and the bread basket become one

Stef's claw

Allotment vs Stef

Stef titillates fruit

Beers of Europe #2: Unhand my Leffe

Stef: licence to hose

Stef or Alvin?

Kohl rabi head

Stef appeals to the German market with a Hasselhoff ROCK moment

Christmas confuses Stef

Stef contemplates the wonderment of nature

Stef's altitude sickness

Mavis Beacon to the rescue

Antelopean Stef

The tourists were enthralled by Stef's life-size art expo

Give wine to Stef and...

Stef as Dr Zoidberg

The eye of Stef sees all

Two-faced Stef

Sleepy Stef is dressed by his Wife in her adorable pink crochet number

Stef sweet tongue

Nipply Stef

Stef locked in a Convent prison in Tallinn

Stef goes Full Retard

Stef in Sabotage video

Comrade Stef

Lippy Stef

Stef's giant sandwich

Beers of Europe #5: Stef keeps an eye on the Bruges Zot jester

Stef is delighted to share his name with an item of cheap Ikea furniture

Stef's impersonation of a goldfish fails to impress

Which one is Stef?

A stupid Stef grin

Stef wonders if David Bellamy has a space for him in his nature programme

Stef and custard slice

Here cakey cakey cakey

Beers of Europe #3: Engulf Hoegaarden before damp patch encroacheth

Never give Stef the tab off a carton of orange juice, for he will maketh a friend

Kenny helps Stef take a break from pretending to DJ

Stef guiding down yoghurt

Stef taking Stef in the mirror

Stef and mash

Stef tends to the barbecue like a man

Stef bares teeth

Pointy nose Stef

Stef's insanity

Giant hooded Stef

Stef is not normal

Stef the Tzar

Beardy holiday Stef

Urk

Stef tries appealing to extra-terrestrials

Yoghurt pot card on Stef

Stef and Riga man

Take me to your rave

If Stef was a Simpsons character

Mind meld with the Lego dragon

Proof that Stef is all about the ears

Stef wields a guitar with no intent

Stef models a water feature

Stef realises he can pretty much get his whole head in his hands

Stef says this is the sound of Altern-8.. tern-8.. n-8.. 8...

An incredulous look from Stef

Stef pretending to be in with the youngsters

Stef's breakfast

Stef behind flowers

Stef and his inherent mistrust of curtains

Beastie Boy Stef

Paninaro, oh eh oh

Botany is Stef's strong point at the Eden Project

Attack of the giant weed

Stef larging it in a swimming cap

Stef demonstrating his culinary prowess

Orange gum shield

Stef at one with Belgian culture

Stef taken by surprise

A maniacal grin from the Stef

Stef tries his hand at being an extra from I Know What You Did Last Thursday

Stef; desperate to escape the glass

Fake moustache

Stef models corner shop flapjack on Snowdon

Stef on the set of Wayne's World

Mirror Stef

Stef impersonates Josh from Casualty

Stef with Eiffel tower head

Sunburned Stef

Stef shows his feline side

Myearrrgh

1-800-MENTAL

Stef pretending to be a bald eagle maybe?

Stef spies something over there

Stef in a tiny coat

Stef proves driving and eating don't mix

Scary eyed Stef

Stef models the latest in plastic hotel beaker and shower cap attire

Stef unwittingly builds the first Duplo Anal Intruder

Stef with a Quick Response code on his forehead

Stef in party hat and streamers

Mr Potato head

Stef wants your, umm, whatever you have in your hand now

Stef often wears the compost bin

The Jekyll/Hyde experiment goes sideways for Stef

Stef won't fix your PC

The lips, Stef. Just the lips

Why the long face

Stef as a stand-in for Edgar on the set of Men In Black

Stef Toblerone face

Beermat mouth

Stef trying his hand at becoming Maori

Stef in shower cap

Stef attacked by the giant Danish pastry in Paris

Stef, ze German Scientist, knows all your nuclear secrets

This eclectic collection of characters and spaces was by Stef Dawson, an award-winning tippy-typer in categories like I'll get my coat. I specialise in topics such as Home education; Jam; Animals of the Baroque period; and Hats. This page is over. Over.

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