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c: 18 Mar 2009 23:50 | m: 30 Sep 2013 21:53 | f: Humour / Who

A tub of Stefs for your viewing displeasure (164 and counting).

The lips, Stef. Just the lips

Stef's claw

Stef appeals to the German market with a Hasselhoff ROCK moment

Beers of Europe #5: Stef keeps an eye on the Bruges Zot jester

Stef doesn't trust you

Kohl rabi head

Stef tries his hand at being an extra from I Know What You Did Last Thursday

Stef and the bread basket become one

Stef spies something over there

Beers of Europe #3: Engulf Hoegaarden before damp patch encroacheth

A stupid Stef grin

Stef and mash

The Jekyll/Hyde experiment goes sideways for Stef

Stef wonders if David Bellamy has a space for him in his nature programme

Stef and a pair of ergonomic 3D glasses

A maniacal grin from the Stef

Stef wearing Christmas tree

McDonalds Chicken Little glasses don't suit Stef

Stef bares teeth

Stef pretending to be in with the youngsters

Stef and hose

The tourists were enthralled by Stef's life-size art expo

Stef the poser

Urk

Stef in a Lotus

Stef as Phil Collins

Stef in party hat and streamers

Give wine to Stef and...

Stef unwittingly builds the first Duplo Anal Intruder

Stef realises he can pretty much get his whole head in his hands

Riga beer

Balding cat spotted at tourist attraction. Call the RSPCA

Pringles Stef

Stef in da studio

Here cakey cakey cakey

Professor Stef

Stef aspires to the giant weed

Stef wants your, umm, whatever you have in your hand now

The eye of Stef sees all

Stef being a work berk

Sunburned Stef

Stef says I'll huff and I'll puff...

Stef impersonates Josh from Casualty

Stef shows his feline side

Stef tries appealing to extra-terrestrials

Proof that Stef is all about the ears

Stef in a tiny coat

Stef and custard slice

Beers of Europe #4: Kriek Max Cherry, what the hell?

Which one is Stef?

Stef on the set of Wayne's World

Beardy holiday Stef

Beers of Europe #2: Unhand my Leffe

Stef's giant sandwich

Stef pretending to be a bald eagle maybe?

Stef as a stand-in for Edgar on the set of Men In Black

Stef attacked by the giant Danish pastry in Paris

Stef in shower cap

Fake moustache

An artist's impression of Stef

Excess baggage, sir?

Stef wears devil horns. Wrongly

Stef and his inherent mistrust of curtains

smart thinking

Stef proves driving and eating don't mix

Scooby-Doo monster

Stef with a Quick Response code on his forehead

Take me to your rave

Stef's breakfast

Stef gets a glimpse of his future fishing-loving self

Christmas confuses Stef

Stef contemplates the wonderment of nature

Shifty eyed Stef

Yoghurt pot card on Stef

An incredulous look from Stef

Stef's insanity

Whack-a-Stef

Looking up Stef's nose avec grin

Stef or Alvin?

Stef: overwhelmed

Sleepy Stef is dressed by his Wife in her adorable pink crochet number

Stef with shoes for ears

Stef often wears the compost bin

Stef won't fix your PC

Kenny helps Stef take a break from pretending to DJ

Mind meld with the Lego dragon

If Stef was a Simpsons character

Stef fancies a swift half

Orange gum shield

Mavis Beacon to the rescue

Stef models the latest in plastic hotel beaker and shower cap attire

Stef larging it in a swimming cap

Beastie Boy Stef

Stef goes Full Retard

Stef models a water feature

Stef wields a guitar with no intent

Minging chew bar

Stef in Sabotage video

Why the long face

Stef titillates fruit

Stef locked in a Convent prison in Tallinn

Stef and his lip

Stef taking Stef in the mirror

Nipply Stef

Stef overdoses on icing and marzipan

Stef / beaver

Myearrrgh

Stef the DIY God. Yes, that's a pencil

Stef taken by surprise

Stef is delighted to share his name with an item of cheap Ikea furniture

Stef: licence to hose

Beers of Europe #1: Jupiler the brave

Never give Stef the tab off a carton of orange juice, for he will maketh a friend

Stef models corner shop flapjack on Snowdon

Giant hooded Stef

Botany is Stef's strong point at the Eden Project

Stef is not normal

Beermat mouth

Stef trying his hand at becoming Maori

Stef; desperate to escape the glass

Stef tends to the barbecue like a man

The fish have everything to fear

Lippy Stef

Paninaro, oh eh oh

Mirror Stef

Stef is quite disgusted by his own tongue

Stef's impersonation of a goldfish fails to impress

Stef pretends he's from the set of Emmerdale

Two-faced Stef

Stef shows off part of his gigantic tongue to woo the ladies

Stef's cold shoulder

Scary eyed Stef

1-800-MENTAL

Stef and Jimmy Hill: separated at birth

If Stef had a cycloptic vagina for a face...

Stef shows a little tongue

Stef with Eiffel tower head

Stef as Dr Zoidberg

Pointy nose Stef

Stef wonders if he'll fit in these trousers

Stef says this is the sound of Altern-8.. tern-8.. n-8.. 8...

Stef, ze German Scientist, knows all your nuclear secrets

Stef demonstrating his culinary prowess

Look out, Stef. Bandit at 3 o'clock

Stef behind flowers

Don't talk to Stef when he's having a strop

Attack of the giant weed

The valentines gingerbread man met a face worse than death

Comrade Stef

Stef Toblerone face

Stef guiding down yoghurt

Stef sweet tongue

Antelopean Stef

Stef the Tzar

Stef and Riga man

Stef tries the Hallowe'en hat

Stef's altitude sickness

Mr Potato head

Stef at one with Belgian culture

Allotment vs Stef

Mekon spotted. Did anyone call Dan Dare?

Stef impersonates The Invisible Man

Stef's table tennis eyes

Proof that Stef can skateboard

The hunk of text above was written by Stef Dawson, an award-winning thinker in categories like I'll get my coat. I specialise in topics such as Staples; The future; Zombie evolution; and Tpyos. Try something else now.

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