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Hall of Stef mirrors

c: 18 Mar 2009 23:50 | m: 30 Sep 2013 21:53 | f: Humour / Who

A rug of Stefs for your viewing displeasure (170 and counting).

Stef as a stand-in for Edgar on the set of Men In Black

Stef's breakfast

Lippy Stef

The eye of Stef sees all

Give wine to Stef and...

Look out, Stef. Bandit at 3 o'clock

Beardy holiday Stef

Stef the DIY God. Yes, that's a pencil

Botany is Stef's strong point at the Eden Project

Stef in shower cap

Stef locked in a Convent prison in Tallinn

Stef: overwhelmed

Sleepy Stef is dressed by his Wife in her adorable pink crochet number

Stef's giant sandwich

Stef fancies a swift half

An incredulous look from Stef

If Stef was a Simpsons character

Myearrrgh

Stef wonders if David Bellamy has a space for him in his nature programme

Stef and a pair of ergonomic 3D glasses

Stef pretending to be a bald eagle maybe?

Proof that Stef is all about the ears

Stef outside the Walkie Talkie building in London

Stef's altitude sickness

Stef wants your, umm, whatever you have in your hand now

The valentines gingerbread man met a face worse than death

Stef: licence to hose

Stef and custard slice

Stef proves driving and eating don't mix

Balding cat spotted at tourist attraction. Call the RSPCA

Stef gets a glimpse of his future fishing-loving self

Stef and Jimmy Hill: separated at birth

Stef attacked by the giant Danish pastry in Paris

Kenny helps Stef take a break from pretending to DJ

Stef at Blackpool Tower

Here cakey cakey cakey

Stef models corner shop flapjack on Snowdon

Stef / beaver

Stef impersonates Josh from Casualty

Stef in a Pizza Express hat

Stef wields a guitar with no intent

Stef tries the Hallowe'en hat

Stef's impersonation of a goldfish fails to impress

Don't talk to Stef when he's having a strop

Stef goes Full Retard

Stef being a work berk

Stef shows his feline side

Looking up Stef's nose avec grin

A stupid Stef grin

Stef behind flowers

Stef in a tiny coat

The Jekyll/Hyde experiment goes sideways for Stef

Mekon spotted. Did anyone call Dan Dare?

Attack of the giant weed

Stef in Sabotage video

Scary eyed Stef

Orange gum shield

Stef on the set of Wayne's World

Why the long face

Stef as Dr Zoidberg

Stef's insanity

Nipply Stef

Stef aspires to the giant weed

Stef tries his hand at being an extra from I Know What You Did Last Thursday

The tourists were enthralled by Stef's life-size art expo

Paninaro, oh eh oh

Allotment vs Stef

Stef realises he can pretty much get his whole head in his hands

Stef is delighted to share his name with an item of cheap Ikea furniture

Stef and his lip

Stef wearing gummy teeth

Stef trying his hand at becoming Maori

Stef shows off part of his gigantic tongue to woo the ladies

Stef's claw

Stef Toblerone face

Stef models a water feature

Stef pretends he's from the set of Emmerdale

Stef won't fix your PC

Beers of Europe #1: Jupiler the brave

Mr Potato head

Stef says I'll huff and I'll puff...

Stef demonstrating his culinary prowess

Stef impersonates The Invisible Man

Urk

Stef guiding down yoghurt

Stef wears devil horns. Wrongly

Stef with Eiffel tower head

Stef and mash

Sunburned Stef

Which one is Stef?

Stef in a Lotus

Stef's table tennis eyes

Stef wearing reindeer Deely Boppers

Beastie Boy Stef

Stef taken by surprise

Stef tends to the barbecue like a man

Stef contemplates the wonderment of nature

Never give Stef the tab off a carton of orange juice, for he will maketh a friend

Mavis Beacon to the rescue

Stef or Alvin?

The lips, Stef. Just the lips

Stef; desperate to escape the glass

Stef in party hat and streamers

Professor Stef

Stef with a Quick Response code on his forehead

Stef larging it in a swimming cap

Pointy nose Stef

Excess baggage, sir?

Shifty eyed Stef

Stef as Phil Collins

Stef, ze German Scientist, knows all your nuclear secrets

Yoghurt pot card on Stef

Stef sweet tongue

Stef is quite disgusted by his own tongue

If Stef had a cycloptic vagina for a face...

Beermat mouth

Beers of Europe #5: Stef keeps an eye on the Bruges Zot jester

Beers of Europe #4: Kriek Max Cherry, what the hell?

Stef spies something over there

Beers of Europe #3: Engulf Hoegaarden before damp patch encroacheth

Stef with shoes for ears

Pringles Stef

A maniacal grin from the Stef

Stef in da studio

Stef at one with Belgian culture

Christmas confuses Stef

Stef models the latest in plastic hotel beaker and shower cap attire

Stef the poser

1-800-MENTAL

Mind meld with the Lego dragon

Stef bares teeth

Stef says this is the sound of Altern-8.. tern-8.. n-8.. 8...

Stef pretending to be in with the youngsters

Stef the Tzar

Stef often wears the compost bin

Stef unwittingly builds the first Duplo Anal Intruder

Stef and hose

Giant hooded Stef

Stef and the bread basket become one

Stef overdoses on icing and marzipan

An artist's impression of Stef

Stef shows a little tongue

Stef's cold shoulder

Beers of Europe #2: Unhand my Leffe

Stef doesn't trust you

Stef wearing Christmas tree

Stef titillates fruit

Mirror Stef

Stef is not normal

Whack-a-Stef

Stef appeals to the German market with a Hasselhoff ROCK moment

Take me to your rave

Stef and his inherent mistrust of curtains

Comrade Stef

McDonalds Chicken Little glasses don't suit Stef

Antelopean Stef

Stef pokes The Shard

Scooby-Doo monster

Riga beer

The fish have everything to fear

Fake moustache

Stef taking Stef in the mirror

Stef tries appealing to extra-terrestrials

Stef wonders if he'll fit in these trousers

smart thinking

Two-faced Stef

Proof that Stef can skateboard

Stef and Riga man

Kohl rabi head

Minging chew bar

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