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Just Stef

c: 18 Mar 2009 23:50 | m: 30 Sep 2013 21:53 | f: Humour / Who

A rug of Stefs for your viewing displeasure (170 and counting).

Stef models a water feature

The fish have everything to fear

Antelopean Stef

Stef shows off part of his gigantic tongue to woo the ladies

Stef as a stand-in for Edgar on the set of Men In Black

Beers of Europe #5: Stef keeps an eye on the Bruges Zot jester

Stef Toblerone face

Stef is delighted to share his name with an item of cheap Ikea furniture

Stef models corner shop flapjack on Snowdon

Christmas confuses Stef

If Stef was a Simpsons character

Stef, ze German Scientist, knows all your nuclear secrets

Urk

Stef is quite disgusted by his own tongue

smart thinking

Stef's insanity

Take me to your rave

Stef wonders if David Bellamy has a space for him in his nature programme

Stef and his inherent mistrust of curtains

Fake moustache

Stef shows his feline side

Stef in party hat and streamers

Stef with Eiffel tower head

Stef wants your, umm, whatever you have in your hand now

Stef says I'll huff and I'll puff...

Nipply Stef

Stef in da studio

Stef's claw

Stef on the set of Wayne's World

Stef pretending to be a bald eagle maybe?

Stef wields a guitar with no intent

Stef attacked by the giant Danish pastry in Paris

Stef's table tennis eyes

Pointy nose Stef

Stef at one with Belgian culture

Minging chew bar

Stef's breakfast

Scary eyed Stef

Stef locked in a Convent prison in Tallinn

Stef wearing reindeer Deely Boppers

Stef overdoses on icing and marzipan

Mekon spotted. Did anyone call Dan Dare?

Stef unwittingly builds the first Duplo Anal Intruder

Stef and mash

Stef and Jimmy Hill: separated at birth

Stef taken by surprise

Stef's altitude sickness

Stef says this is the sound of Altern-8.. tern-8.. n-8.. 8...

Kohl rabi head

Stef: licence to hose

Excess baggage, sir?

Pringles Stef

Mind meld with the Lego dragon

Attack of the giant weed

Stef tries appealing to extra-terrestrials

Stef won't fix your PC

Proof that Stef is all about the ears

Giant hooded Stef

Kenny helps Stef take a break from pretending to DJ

The valentines gingerbread man met a face worse than death

Stef's impersonation of a goldfish fails to impress

Stef spies something over there

Riga beer

Sleepy Stef is dressed by his Wife in her adorable pink crochet number

Stef impersonates Josh from Casualty

Mr Potato head

Stef tries the Hallowe'en hat

Whack-a-Stef

The tourists were enthralled by Stef's life-size art expo

Proof that Stef can skateboard

Stef as Dr Zoidberg

Stef pokes The Shard

Stef at Blackpool Tower

Stef tries his hand at being an extra from I Know What You Did Last Thursday

Stef demonstrating his culinary prowess

Stef bares teeth

Stef; desperate to escape the glass

Stef models the latest in plastic hotel beaker and shower cap attire

Stef impersonates The Invisible Man

Don't talk to Stef when he's having a strop

Stef in Sabotage video

Looking up Stef's nose avec grin

Beers of Europe #2: Unhand my Leffe

Mirror Stef

The eye of Stef sees all

Stef gets a glimpse of his future fishing-loving self

Stef taking Stef in the mirror

Stef in a Lotus

Beers of Europe #4: Kriek Max Cherry, what the hell?

Balding cat spotted at tourist attraction. Call the RSPCA

Look out, Stef. Bandit at 3 o'clock

Stef contemplates the wonderment of nature

Beers of Europe #3: Engulf Hoegaarden before damp patch encroacheth

Scooby-Doo monster

Stef wears devil horns. Wrongly

Why the long face

Yoghurt pot card on Stef

Never give Stef the tab off a carton of orange juice, for he will maketh a friend

Stef with a Quick Response code on his forehead

Stef aspires to the giant weed

Myearrrgh

Stef shows a little tongue

A maniacal grin from the Stef

Stef in a tiny coat

Stef goes Full Retard

Stef pretending to be in with the youngsters

Beastie Boy Stef

Stef often wears the compost bin

Lippy Stef

Stef the DIY God. Yes, that's a pencil

Stef wonders if he'll fit in these trousers

The lips, Stef. Just the lips

Stef behind flowers

Stef guiding down yoghurt

Comrade Stef

An incredulous look from Stef

Allotment vs Stef

Orange gum shield

Stef is not normal

Stef being a work berk

Botany is Stef's strong point at the Eden Project

Give wine to Stef and...

Stef and hose

Stef and the bread basket become one

Stef and his lip

Stef the poser

Shifty eyed Stef

Stef tends to the barbecue like a man

An artist's impression of Stef

Stef / beaver

Professor Stef

McDonalds Chicken Little glasses don't suit Stef

Stef realises he can pretty much get his whole head in his hands

Stef trying his hand at becoming Maori

Stef and a pair of ergonomic 3D glasses

Beermat mouth

Stef sweet tongue

1-800-MENTAL

A stupid Stef grin

Stef and Riga man

Mavis Beacon to the rescue

Stef proves driving and eating don't mix

Stef with shoes for ears

Stef as Phil Collins

Two-faced Stef

Stef wearing Christmas tree

The Jekyll/Hyde experiment goes sideways for Stef

Stef larging it in a swimming cap

Stef: overwhelmed

Stef pretends he's from the set of Emmerdale

Stef in a Pizza Express hat

Stef appeals to the German market with a Hasselhoff ROCK moment

Stef fancies a swift half

If Stef had a cycloptic vagina for a face...

Stef in shower cap

Which one is Stef?

Stef and custard slice

Stef titillates fruit

Stef or Alvin?

Here cakey cakey cakey

Stef wearing gummy teeth

Sunburned Stef

Beardy holiday Stef

Stef's cold shoulder

Stef doesn't trust you

Stef's giant sandwich

Beers of Europe #1: Jupiler the brave

Paninaro, oh eh oh

Stef the Tzar

Stef outside the Walkie Talkie building in London

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