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c: 18 Mar 2009 23:50 | m: 30 Sep 2013 21:53 | f: Humour / Who

A rogue's gallery of Stefs for your viewing displeasure (170 and counting).

Sunburned Stef

Lippy Stef

Look out, Stef. Bandit at 3 o'clock

Stef: overwhelmed

Stef in party hat and streamers

Stef tries appealing to extra-terrestrials

Stef wants your, umm, whatever you have in your hand now

Stef shows off part of his gigantic tongue to woo the ladies

Stef's claw

A maniacal grin from the Stef

Orange gum shield

Stef gets a glimpse of his future fishing-loving self

Don't talk to Stef when he's having a strop

The eye of Stef sees all

Stef says this is the sound of Altern-8.. tern-8.. n-8.. 8...

Giant hooded Stef

Stef titillates fruit

Minging chew bar

Nipply Stef

The lips, Stef. Just the lips

Stef often wears the compost bin

Mind meld with the Lego dragon

Beardy holiday Stef

Stef says I'll huff and I'll puff...

Paninaro, oh eh oh

Stef goes Full Retard

Stef wonders if he'll fit in these trousers

Which one is Stef?

Stef larging it in a swimming cap

Allotment vs Stef

Beers of Europe #5: Stef keeps an eye on the Bruges Zot jester

Beers of Europe #4: Kriek Max Cherry, what the hell?

Two-faced Stef

Stef the DIY God. Yes, that's a pencil

Stef and custard slice

Fake moustache

Stef guiding down yoghurt

Yoghurt pot card on Stef

Beers of Europe #1: Jupiler the brave

1-800-MENTAL

Stef's altitude sickness

Proof that Stef is all about the ears

Stef pretending to be a bald eagle maybe?

The Jekyll/Hyde experiment goes sideways for Stef

Stef taking Stef in the mirror

Stef attacked by the giant Danish pastry in Paris

Stef bares teeth

Stef's impersonation of a goldfish fails to impress

Stef taken by surprise

Stef is delighted to share his name with an item of cheap Ikea furniture

Stef as a stand-in for Edgar on the set of Men In Black

Stef wears devil horns. Wrongly

Stef aspires to the giant weed

Scooby-Doo monster

Stef's table tennis eyes

Stef pokes The Shard

Stef realises he can pretty much get his whole head in his hands

Stef shows his feline side

Stef contemplates the wonderment of nature

Stef tries the Hallowe'en hat

Stef and Jimmy Hill: separated at birth

Stef models the latest in plastic hotel beaker and shower cap attire

Stef with a Quick Response code on his forehead

McDonalds Chicken Little glasses don't suit Stef

If Stef was a Simpsons character

Stef at Blackpool Tower

Stef as Dr Zoidberg

Excess baggage, sir?

Stef the Tzar

Stef tries his hand at being an extra from I Know What You Did Last Thursday

Stef with shoes for ears

Beers of Europe #2: Unhand my Leffe

Stef in a tiny coat

Stef won't fix your PC

An incredulous look from Stef

Stef outside the Walkie Talkie building in London

Pringles Stef

Stef's cold shoulder

Stef unwittingly builds the first Duplo Anal Intruder

Stef wearing reindeer Deely Boppers

Beermat mouth

Pointy nose Stef

Never give Stef the tab off a carton of orange juice, for he will maketh a friend

smart thinking

Stef as Phil Collins

Stef sweet tongue

Stef wearing gummy teeth

Stef at one with Belgian culture

Christmas confuses Stef

Stef in shower cap

Whack-a-Stef

Give wine to Stef and...

Stef tends to the barbecue like a man

Stef in a Lotus

Stef proves driving and eating don't mix

Riga beer

Mekon spotted. Did anyone call Dan Dare?

Stef impersonates The Invisible Man

Stef in Sabotage video

Stef is quite disgusted by his own tongue

Professor Stef

Stef, ze German Scientist, knows all your nuclear secrets

Looking up Stef's nose avec grin

Attack of the giant weed

Stef wields a guitar with no intent

Comrade Stef

Stef models corner shop flapjack on Snowdon

Stef models a water feature

Stef is not normal

The valentines gingerbread man met a face worse than death

Stef wearing Christmas tree

Proof that Stef can skateboard

Sleepy Stef is dressed by his Wife in her adorable pink crochet number

Stef being a work berk

Stef and Riga man

Kenny helps Stef take a break from pretending to DJ

Stef demonstrating his culinary prowess

Stef appeals to the German market with a Hasselhoff ROCK moment

Stef on the set of Wayne's World

Stef pretending to be in with the youngsters

Kohl rabi head

Take me to your rave

Stef in da studio

Stef's breakfast

Stef wonders if David Bellamy has a space for him in his nature programme

Stef overdoses on icing and marzipan

Stef doesn't trust you

Stef the poser

Stef with Eiffel tower head

Stef fancies a swift half

Stef spies something over there

Why the long face

Stef trying his hand at becoming Maori

Stef Toblerone face

Stef and a pair of ergonomic 3D glasses

Mirror Stef

Stef pretends he's from the set of Emmerdale

Stef; desperate to escape the glass

Mr Potato head

Beastie Boy Stef

Shifty eyed Stef

The fish have everything to fear

Here cakey cakey cakey

Stef or Alvin?

Stef and his inherent mistrust of curtains

Stef and his lip

Scary eyed Stef

Myearrrgh

Mavis Beacon to the rescue

Urk

Botany is Stef's strong point at the Eden Project

Stef: licence to hose

Stef shows a little tongue

Stef and the bread basket become one

Stef in a Pizza Express hat

Stef / beaver

Stef's giant sandwich

Stef impersonates Josh from Casualty

Beers of Europe #3: Engulf Hoegaarden before damp patch encroacheth

If Stef had a cycloptic vagina for a face...

Stef and mash

Balding cat spotted at tourist attraction. Call the RSPCA

An artist's impression of Stef

Stef and hose

Antelopean Stef

A stupid Stef grin

Stef behind flowers

Stef locked in a Convent prison in Tallinn

Stef's insanity

The tourists were enthralled by Stef's life-size art expo

You just read yet another outpouring by Stef Dawson, an award-winning typist in categories like never heard of him. I specialise in topics such as Stupidity; Pillows; Magma; and Nature vs crocodiles. Why are you still here?

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