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Hall of Stef mirrors

c: 18 Mar 2009 23:50 | m: 30 Sep 2013 21:53 | f: Humour / Who

A gridface of Stefs for your viewing displeasure (164 and counting).

Never give Stef the tab off a carton of orange juice, for he will maketh a friend

Don't talk to Stef when he's having a strop

Stef as Dr Zoidberg

Stef's insanity

Stef and a pair of ergonomic 3D glasses

Stef tries the Hallowe'en hat

Stef's table tennis eyes

Stef and hose

If Stef was a Simpsons character

Stef in a Lotus

A stupid Stef grin

Sleepy Stef is dressed by his Wife in her adorable pink crochet number

Looking up Stef's nose avec grin

Stef's breakfast

Stef goes Full Retard

Stef says I'll huff and I'll puff...

Stef models a water feature

Stef wields a guitar with no intent

smart thinking

Antelopean Stef

An artist's impression of Stef

Stef gets a glimpse of his future fishing-loving self

A maniacal grin from the Stef

Scooby-Doo monster

Mirror Stef

Mavis Beacon to the rescue

Stef behind flowers

Stef Toblerone face

Stef trying his hand at becoming Maori

Pringles Stef

Stef and Riga man

Stef's giant sandwich

Beers of Europe #2: Unhand my Leffe

Stef the Tzar

Botany is Stef's strong point at the Eden Project

The eye of Stef sees all

Beermat mouth

Stef appeals to the German market with a Hasselhoff ROCK moment

Pointy nose Stef

Fake moustache

Beers of Europe #4: Kriek Max Cherry, what the hell?

Take me to your rave

Stef wonders if David Bellamy has a space for him in his nature programme

Stef the poser

Stef attacked by the giant Danish pastry in Paris

Stef in shower cap

Stef's impersonation of a goldfish fails to impress

Stef taking Stef in the mirror

Whack-a-Stef

Stef in party hat and streamers

Stef bares teeth

Beastie Boy Stef

Stef or Alvin?

Stef: licence to hose

Stef and mash

Stef larging it in a swimming cap

The lips, Stef. Just the lips

Excess baggage, sir?

Proof that Stef is all about the ears

Beardy holiday Stef

The Jekyll/Hyde experiment goes sideways for Stef

Scary eyed Stef

Stef contemplates the wonderment of nature

Stef wearing Christmas tree

Stef as a stand-in for Edgar on the set of Men In Black

Stef with shoes for ears

Stef's claw

Mind meld with the Lego dragon

Stef aspires to the giant weed

Stef shows his feline side

Stef and Jimmy Hill: separated at birth

Stef in Sabotage video

If Stef had a cycloptic vagina for a face...

Urk

Shifty eyed Stef

Kenny helps Stef take a break from pretending to DJ

Stef at one with Belgian culture

Stef is delighted to share his name with an item of cheap Ikea furniture

Stef wonders if he'll fit in these trousers

Beers of Europe #3: Engulf Hoegaarden before damp patch encroacheth

Attack of the giant weed

Christmas confuses Stef

The valentines gingerbread man met a face worse than death

Stef tends to the barbecue like a man

Stef says this is the sound of Altern-8.. tern-8.. n-8.. 8...

Why the long face

The tourists were enthralled by Stef's life-size art expo

Two-faced Stef

Yoghurt pot card on Stef

Stef overdoses on icing and marzipan

Stef guiding down yoghurt

McDonalds Chicken Little glasses don't suit Stef

Professor Stef

Stef and custard slice

Stef with a Quick Response code on his forehead

Stef and the bread basket become one

Stef doesn't trust you

Kohl rabi head

Stef wears devil horns. Wrongly

Riga beer

Stef won't fix your PC

Stef the DIY God. Yes, that's a pencil

Stef wants your, umm, whatever you have in your hand now

Stef as Phil Collins

Look out, Stef. Bandit at 3 o'clock

Stef pretending to be in with the youngsters

Stef shows off part of his gigantic tongue to woo the ladies

Stef; desperate to escape the glass

Stef / beaver

Stef sweet tongue

Mr Potato head

Minging chew bar

1-800-MENTAL

Stef in da studio

Stef impersonates Josh from Casualty

Stef: overwhelmed

Stef's altitude sickness

Stef demonstrating his culinary prowess

Orange gum shield

Nipply Stef

Stef models corner shop flapjack on Snowdon

Stef taken by surprise

Stef proves driving and eating don't mix

Myearrrgh

Stef on the set of Wayne's World

Stef realises he can pretty much get his whole head in his hands

Lippy Stef

Stef is quite disgusted by his own tongue

Paninaro, oh eh oh

Sunburned Stef

Giant hooded Stef

Stef in a tiny coat

Stef unwittingly builds the first Duplo Anal Intruder

Allotment vs Stef

Stef spies something over there

Stef is not normal

Stef impersonates The Invisible Man

Stef shows a little tongue

Stef tries his hand at being an extra from I Know What You Did Last Thursday

Stef titillates fruit

Give wine to Stef and...

Which one is Stef?

Stef being a work berk

Comrade Stef

Proof that Stef can skateboard

Stef with Eiffel tower head

Beers of Europe #5: Stef keeps an eye on the Bruges Zot jester

Stef, ze German Scientist, knows all your nuclear secrets

Balding cat spotted at tourist attraction. Call the RSPCA

Beers of Europe #1: Jupiler the brave

Stef's cold shoulder

The fish have everything to fear

Stef fancies a swift half

An incredulous look from Stef

Here cakey cakey cakey

Stef pretends he's from the set of Emmerdale

Stef locked in a Convent prison in Tallinn

Mekon spotted. Did anyone call Dan Dare?

Stef models the latest in plastic hotel beaker and shower cap attire

Stef often wears the compost bin

Stef pretending to be a bald eagle maybe?

Stef and his lip

Stef and his inherent mistrust of curtains

Stef tries appealing to extra-terrestrials

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