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c: 18 Mar 2009 23:50 | m: 30 Sep 2013 21:53 | f: Humour / Who

A kaleidoscope of Stefs for your viewing displeasure (164 and counting).

Stef with a Quick Response code on his forehead

Stef aspires to the giant weed

Stef: licence to hose

Stef impersonates Josh from Casualty

Whack-a-Stef

Beers of Europe #5: Stef keeps an eye on the Bruges Zot jester

Stef's giant sandwich

Stef as a stand-in for Edgar on the set of Men In Black

Stef wonders if David Bellamy has a space for him in his nature programme

Beers of Europe #3: Engulf Hoegaarden before damp patch encroacheth

Stef is delighted to share his name with an item of cheap Ikea furniture

Here cakey cakey cakey

Minging chew bar

Stef's claw

The eye of Stef sees all

Give wine to Stef and...

Stef tends to the barbecue like a man

Pointy nose Stef

Looking up Stef's nose avec grin

Stef is quite disgusted by his own tongue

The fish have everything to fear

Stef and hose

Pringles Stef

Stef models a water feature

smart thinking

Stef's cold shoulder

Stef / beaver

Beers of Europe #1: Jupiler the brave

Stef spies something over there

Stef in a Lotus

Mekon spotted. Did anyone call Dan Dare?

Stef in da studio

Mind meld with the Lego dragon

Comrade Stef

Stef wields a guitar with no intent

Professor Stef

Proof that Stef can skateboard

Stef and his lip

Stef or Alvin?

Stef's breakfast

Stef the Tzar

Stef with shoes for ears

Stef taking Stef in the mirror

Myearrrgh

Stef and custard slice

Stef's impersonation of a goldfish fails to impress

Riga beer

Stef shows off part of his gigantic tongue to woo the ladies

Shifty eyed Stef

Stef sweet tongue

Stef, ze German Scientist, knows all your nuclear secrets

Stef impersonates The Invisible Man

Stef pretends he's from the set of Emmerdale

Stef locked in a Convent prison in Tallinn

Stef with Eiffel tower head

Stef is not normal

Stef shows his feline side

Stef overdoses on icing and marzipan

Stef proves driving and eating don't mix

Beermat mouth

Stef unwittingly builds the first Duplo Anal Intruder

Stef wearing Christmas tree

If Stef had a cycloptic vagina for a face...

Stef doesn't trust you

Stef and a pair of ergonomic 3D glasses

Stef Toblerone face

Never give Stef the tab off a carton of orange juice, for he will maketh a friend

Urk

Stef bares teeth

Stef models corner shop flapjack on Snowdon

Scary eyed Stef

Orange gum shield

Stef appeals to the German market with a Hasselhoff ROCK moment

Stef and the bread basket become one

Stef the poser

Don't talk to Stef when he's having a strop

McDonalds Chicken Little glasses don't suit Stef

Botany is Stef's strong point at the Eden Project

A maniacal grin from the Stef

An artist's impression of Stef

Stef in party hat and streamers

If Stef was a Simpsons character

Stef as Dr Zoidberg

Stef and mash

Mavis Beacon to the rescue

Stef tries the Hallowe'en hat

Stef and Jimmy Hill: separated at birth

Paninaro, oh eh oh

Stef wears devil horns. Wrongly

The lips, Stef. Just the lips

Which one is Stef?

Stef the DIY God. Yes, that's a pencil

Scooby-Doo monster

Beastie Boy Stef

Stef's table tennis eyes

Antelopean Stef

Stef fancies a swift half

Stef; desperate to escape the glass

Stef says this is the sound of Altern-8.. tern-8.. n-8.. 8...

Stef being a work berk

Stef tries his hand at being an extra from I Know What You Did Last Thursday

Stef titillates fruit

Stef won't fix your PC

Giant hooded Stef

Stef as Phil Collins

Stef behind flowers

Stef contemplates the wonderment of nature

Stef guiding down yoghurt

Proof that Stef is all about the ears

The tourists were enthralled by Stef's life-size art expo

Stef wants your, umm, whatever you have in your hand now

Mr Potato head

Beers of Europe #2: Unhand my Leffe

The valentines gingerbread man met a face worse than death

Beers of Europe #4: Kriek Max Cherry, what the hell?

Two-faced Stef

Stef taken by surprise

The Jekyll/Hyde experiment goes sideways for Stef

Stef gets a glimpse of his future fishing-loving self

Lippy Stef

Mirror Stef

Stef: overwhelmed

Stef attacked by the giant Danish pastry in Paris

Stef at one with Belgian culture

Stef says I'll huff and I'll puff...

Stef trying his hand at becoming Maori

Stef larging it in a swimming cap

Why the long face

Stef's insanity

Fake moustache

Beardy holiday Stef

Kohl rabi head

Stef often wears the compost bin

Stef and Riga man

Stef on the set of Wayne's World

Christmas confuses Stef

Stef realises he can pretty much get his whole head in his hands

Kenny helps Stef take a break from pretending to DJ

Excess baggage, sir?

Nipply Stef

Stef wonders if he'll fit in these trousers

Stef goes Full Retard

Attack of the giant weed

Stef tries appealing to extra-terrestrials

Stef models the latest in plastic hotel beaker and shower cap attire

Sunburned Stef

Balding cat spotted at tourist attraction. Call the RSPCA

Stef and his inherent mistrust of curtains

Stef in Sabotage video

Stef pretending to be in with the youngsters

Stef in a tiny coat

Stef shows a little tongue

Sleepy Stef is dressed by his Wife in her adorable pink crochet number

Stef in shower cap

Stef demonstrating his culinary prowess

Look out, Stef. Bandit at 3 o'clock

Take me to your rave

An incredulous look from Stef

A stupid Stef grin

Allotment vs Stef

Stef's altitude sickness

Yoghurt pot card on Stef

1-800-MENTAL

Stef pretending to be a bald eagle maybe?

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