Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people copying and pasting the same thing to each other makes me long for a 'Shut up' button — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Txt spk iz da bom.
N.B. The views expressed herein are not my own: they have been carefully shaped by a barrage of mainstream media propaganda and fill-in-the-blanks guesswork. Also, I'm prone to lying for the sake of entertainment.
When automation goes incorrect
· 214 words (laps up less than a minute)Text to speech still has a way to go before it become broadly useful and not inadvertently funny, it seems.
Making little changes
· 347 words (kills about 2 mins)Self-improvement is not restricted to once a year as a New Year gig. It’s a continuous process. Let’s all change one little thing. Today.
Passport shenanigans
· 310 words (eats up about 2 mins)Help! The government can’t locate me in a photo so I won’t be able to travel anywhere until they do.
My settings are mine
· 298 words (laps up about 2 mins)Oi, Apple! When I set some user preferences, have the decency to honour them because it’s my choice, not yours.
I'm in the wrong business
· 1114 words (kills about 5 mins)Time for a change of career. Forget making money the old fashioned way doing things I enjoy. I’m going to sell software to schools and governments. They’ll buy anything.
Why you should never use your fingerprint to unlock your phone
· 827 words (wastes about 4 mins)Unlocking your phone with a passphrase, password or pattern takes time. Using your thumbprint is virtually instantaneous, and it’s guaranteed to belong to you, right? Wrong.
Downfall of the ubiquitous hashtag
· 712 words (munches about 4 mins)The hashtag: the cornerstone of social media. Trends. Analytics. Fun. But I sometimes wonder if certain entities understand what it’s actually for.
Why we have a National Health Disservice
· 2140 words (kills about 10 mins)We’re told the NHS is in crisis and needs funding. Let’s step back a moment and find out if it’s true and who’s to blame. The answer might surprise you.
