Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people writing #incomprehensible #twaddle u n me l8r lol @knickerlicker makes me long for a 'Shut up' button — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Who says I'm late to the social party?
N.B. The views expressed herein are not my own: they have been carefully shaped by a barrage of mainstream media propaganda and fill-in-the-blanks guesswork. Also, I'm prone to lying for the sake of entertainment.
The guy who does less
· 168 words (sucks up less than a minute)The current crop of politicians need shooting so we can start afresh.
The real reason for earthquakes
· 112 words (eats up less than a minute)Earthquakes are not a natural phenomenon. They’re caused by promiscuous women, report the BBC.
There are unused items on your desktop
· 12 words (vacuums up less than a minute)And the winner of the Most Pointless Error Message contest is…
Smashed strawberries and cream
· 172 words (eats up less than a minute)What’s in a name when food tastes good?
Cats n dogs
[1 comment] · 136 words (kills less than a minute)Cats good. Dogs ungood. It’s the universal truth.
Hard-boiled madness
· 132 words (laps up less than a minute)Egg science under the microscope.
The smell of failure
· 69 words (wastes less than a minute)A little knowledge is not enough when it comes to electronics.
Faux democracy
· 219 words (munches less than a minute)Should I just vote for the person with the best hair cut on the day?
