Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people retweeting the decades old picture of that cat with the lime on its head using bit.ly links is stupefyingly pointless — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. I'm too good to be tweeting.
N.B. The views expressed herein are not my own: they have been carefully shaped by a barrage of mainstream media propaganda and fill-in-the-blanks guesswork. Also, I'm prone to lying for the sake of entertainment.
Free-thinking PM
[1 comment] · 462 words (vacuums up about 3 mins)A man who does good by the people becomes an enemy of the system.
Come on England
· 155 words (laps up less than a minute)The world-wide waste of time is under way. Football: 0, Stef: lots.
Microwave Turd
· 345 words (laps up about 2 mins)Well shoot my appendages into space and call me Frank: who needs functional software anyway?
Priceport
· 223 words (vacuums up less than a minute)Passport up for renewal? Bend over.
From the accountants that brought you...
· 118 words (devours less than a minute)Movie marketing gone terribly wrong.
Recycling is rubbish
· 522 words (devours about 3 mins)What is the point of recycling while greedy corporations run the show?
Butter living through chemistry
· 504 words (vacuums up about 3 mins)Where has all the real food gone these days?
Google watch-o-vision
· 103 words (devours less than a minute)Google on your telly? How’s that going to work?