Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people retweeting the decades old picture of that cat with the lime on its head using bit.ly links is stupefyingly pointless — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Who says I'm late to the social party?
N.B. The views expressed herein are not my own: they have been carefully shaped by a barrage of mainstream media propaganda and fill-in-the-blanks guesswork. Also, I'm prone to lying for the sake of entertainment.
Google vs China
· 59 words (sucks up less than a minute)China / Google relations may worsen.
Politics is a sham
[1 comment] · 499 words (sucks up about 3 mins)A soap box moment. Normal service will resume shortly.
It's all in the milk
· 367 words (devours about 2 mins)Welcome to Stef’s custard masterclass.
No software left on this site overnight
· 138 words (kills less than a minute)Don’t break in. Please. There’s nothing here, honest.
Ketchup: the great divide
[1 comment] · 322 words (eats up about 2 mins)When sauce and Canadians collide.
The nursery merry-go-round
· 101 words (kills less than a minute)Not today, young man: you’re unwell.
Make more Money's Day
· 122 words (eats up less than a minute)Dear Mum, I thought about you today only.
I feel like chicken tonight
· 165 words (devours less than a minute)But I need to take the consumption frequency coefficent into account.