Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people writing #incomprehensible #twaddle u n me l8r lol @knickerlicker reduces my vocabulary to four letter words — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. I'm too good to be tweeting.
N.B. The views expressed herein are not my own: they have been carefully shaped by a barrage of mainstream media propaganda and fill-in-the-blanks guesswork. Also, I'm prone to lying for the sake of entertainment.
Calling failed songwriters
· 103 words (laps up less than a minute)Written a song? Been knocked back by EMI? Here’s a platform.
Cambridge kick Oxford in the boat race
· 167 words (sucks up less than a minute)Row row row your boat gently down the Thames.
Early easter
[2 comments] · 401 words (munches about 2 mins)This year, Easter will mostly be on…
Cardigans of distinction
· 72 words (eats up less than a minute)When the fashion police know they’ve been beaten.
Arr ken saw
· 63 words (munches less than a minute)I don’t make the rules, I just work here.
Feel my rosary
· 58 words (eats up less than a minute)Media blunder over choir sex claims.
Spring has sprung
[2 comments] · 133 words (sucks up less than a minute)Ah, Spring… I’d like to butter your muffin.
Baby on board
· 125 words (devours less than a minute)Keeping your family safe is a sticker away.
