Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people retweeting the decades old picture of that cat with the lime on its head using bit.ly links makes me long for a 'Shut up' button — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Txt spk iz da bom.
N.B. The views expressed herein are not my own: they have been carefully shaped by a barrage of mainstream media propaganda and fill-in-the-blanks guesswork. Also, I'm prone to lying for the sake of entertainment.
When music and fashion collide
· 183 words (munches less than a minute)The results are predictably unpalatable, especially in the hands of untalented music industry puppets.
Dear Beirut
· 63 words (laps up less than a minute)An open letter from the UK.
Roadnotworks
· 194 words (kills less than a minute)Stop. Hammer time.
There's nothing worse than
· 98 words (wastes less than a minute)The etymology of words and phrases.
Nip, tuck, cheat
· 188 words (vacuums up less than a minute)Beauty truly is only skin deep according to the media.
Quality, or lack thereof
· 69 words (laps up less than a minute)When is quality not quality? When it says so on the tin.
Main dealer monkeys
[2 comments] · 379 words (laps up about 2 mins)White man in pinstripe suit speak with forked tongue.
Washing machine safety
· 223 words (wastes less than a minute)Washing done: time to empty the machine. Denied.
