Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people retweeting the decades old picture of that cat with the lime on its head using bit.ly links makes me long for a 'Shut up' button — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. I can now omit vowels and apostrophes with impunity.
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Ian Dury and the Blockheads gave us “Reasons to be Cheerful”. Frank Turner gave us “Reasons Not to be an Idiot”. Nobody’s yet explored “Reasons Not to be a Vegetarian”. Until now.
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In the face of true devotion, it’s difficult to separate fact and myth when it comes to the bible. Never one to shy away from a challenge, I’m going to try.
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Please scan your books. Not there… there. No, THERE. Error detected. Eject. You have twenty seconds to comply.
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It appears that even something as humble as the catflap confounds members of the animal kingdom.
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Want blue feet on winter mornings? Get a cat.
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As the oil spill widens, where does blame lead us?
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When swans go bad, the bread goes by the wayside.
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Earthquakes are not a natural phenomenon. They’re caused by promiscuous women, report the BBC.