Want blue feet on winter mornings? Get a cat.
Why is it that when opening the front door as a service for your feline, the length of time kitty takes to decide if it wants to go out or not is directly proportional to how cold it is outside?
Note to self: when opening door first thing in the morning, wear slippers or thick socks.
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