Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people writing #incomprehensible #twaddle u n me l8r lol @knickerlicker isn't Like-worthy — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Yay, I've joined the SpaceFace / MyBook revolution.
Vegetarian vagaries
· 1178 words (eats up about 6 mins)Ian Dury and the Blockheads gave us “Reasons to be Cheerful”. Frank Turner gave us “Reasons Not to be an Idiot”. Nobody’s yet explored “Reasons Not to be a Vegetarian”. Until now.
The animals came in 2x2x2x2...
· 1759 words (vacuums up about 8 mins)In the face of true devotion, it’s difficult to separate fact and myth when it comes to the bible. Never one to shy away from a challenge, I’m going to try.
ED-209 librarian
· 761 words (vacuums up about 4 mins)Please scan your books. Not there… there. No, THERE. Error detected. Eject. You have twenty seconds to comply.
Teaching old cats new tricks
[2 comments] · 231 words (eats up about 2 mins)It appears that even something as humble as the catflap confounds members of the animal kingdom.
The cat temperature coefficient
· 56 words (vacuums up less than a minute)Want blue feet on winter mornings? Get a cat.
Oil buy that for ten dollars
· 318 words (wastes about 2 mins)As the oil spill widens, where does blame lead us?
Take the bread... go on, have it all
[3 comments] · 307 words (eats up about 2 mins)When swans go bad, the bread goes by the wayside.
The real reason for earthquakes
· 112 words (devours less than a minute)Earthquakes are not a natural phenomenon. They’re caused by promiscuous women, report the BBC.
