If you had the job of marketing and promoting a teen rock festival, what would you call it?
Is it just me or is the Underage Festival a really atrocious name for a gig exclusively for 13-to-17-year-olds? Neither Google Instant nor Google’s live search return any hits for it until you press Enter because it assumes you’re searching for something illegal. Way to get SEO brownie points.
Whoever thought that up needs soaking in meat juice and tying to a tree in the tiger enclosure.
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