Category: Humour | c: | m:

There's nothing like programming something to generate randomness. Such a feeling of release, rather like stepping on a carpet gripper rod.

  • Random Tiger, Hidden Whatnow

    · 441 words (munches about 2 mins)

    Some movie titles lend themselves to being butchered. Like the awful film from 2000: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, for example…

  • Ye olde computer unit converter

    · 124 words (kills less than a minute)

    Thinking of writing an application? Spare some thought for resource usage and see how much hardware your behemoth crunjo app would have required a few years ago.

  • Royal Mail Postage Calculator

    · 1310 words (sucks up about 6 mins)

    Confounded by Royal Mail’s postage rules and random numbers? Try their internal software here to calculate the cost of shipping and handling for customers.

  • Random school report generator

    [3 comments] · 3449 words (devours about 16 mins)

    Coming up with reports for a bunch of students is high on teachers’ least favourite list. This handy report generator might be just the ticket.

  • Random Harry Potter

    [1 comment] · 521 words (kills about 3 mins)

    The generator that started it all. J.K. Rowling wouldn’t approve.

  • Celebshop

    · 140 words (vacuums up less than a minute)

    Celebrity names plus photoshop equals silliness.

  • Random Restaurant Menu Dish Generator

    · 365 words (munches about 2 mins)

    Stuck for what to eat when you go to a posh restaurant? Or do you own such an establishment and wish to attract a higher class of clientele by enticing them with a fresh and appealing menu? You’ve found the right place for ideas. Oh yes.

  • Play on words

    · 118 words (kills less than a minute)

    Playing with the English language; dig among a collection of pictures that have either been taken by me or stolen and subtly doctored for a laugh.