There's nothing like programming something to generate randomness. Such a feeling of release, rather like pointing at someone in a wheelchair.
Random Tiger, Hidden Whatnow
· 441 words (sucks up about 2 mins)Some movie titles lend themselves to being butchered. Like the awful film from 2000: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, for example…
Ye olde computer unit converter
· 124 words (eats up less than a minute)Thinking of writing an application? Spare some thought for resource usage and see how much hardware your behemoth crunjo app would have required a few years ago.
Royal Mail Postage Calculator
· 1312 words (kills about 6 mins)Confounded by Royal Mail’s postage rules and random numbers? Try their internal software here to calculate the cost of shipping and handling for customers.
Random school report generator
[3 comments] · 3451 words (kills about 16 mins)Coming up with reports for a bunch of students is high on teachers’ least favourite list. This handy report generator might be just the ticket.
Random Harry Potter
[1 comment] · 515 words (sucks up about 3 mins)The generator that started it all. J.K. Rowling wouldn’t approve.
Celebshop
· 140 words (eats up less than a minute)Celebrity names plus photoshop equals silliness.
Random Restaurant Menu Dish Generator
· 365 words (munches about 2 mins)Stuck for what to eat when you go to a posh restaurant? Or do you own such an establishment and wish to attract a higher class of clientele by enticing them with a fresh and appealing menu? You’ve found the right place for ideas. Oh yes.
Play on words
· 118 words (vacuums up less than a minute)Playing with the English language; here lies a collection of pictures that have either been taken by me or stolen and subtly doctored for deep meaningful debate.
