Messing around with the English language is a hobby of mine, as is deliberately skewing statistics. So is photography, though you probably wouldn’t tell from the collection of pics here because a lot of them are from phone cameras and are therefore rubbish quality.
With English, I’m forever making up daft amalgamations of words and writing perfectly cromulent sentences. Being a fan of Graham Rawle’s Lost Consonants I thought it only proper to include some of my own silliness on this here Internet thing. With photos I just shoot everything I can if it makes me titter. And stuff can always be subtly edited later in the interests of comedy.
Feel free to send me your own for inclusion.