Royal Mail Postage Calculator

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This is the Royal Mail software that employees use to determine your postage. It was hacked off their mainframe and is presented here as a public service to help you appreciate the company's internal processes.

Royal mail postage calculator
Type of item 
How much does it weigh? 
Destination 
When should it arrive?   
In what condition should it arrive? 
Is it important? 
Is it an awkward shape? 
Does it fit through the slot? 
Does it contain paper? 
Does it require insurance? 
Is it dangerous? 
Could it catch fire? 
Can we break it? 
Would you like it signed for? 
Should the postie collect signature? 
Are you a terrorist? 
 

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