Inside J.K. Rowling's mind

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After my wife read the latest Harry Potter book, she wondered if it might be more fun/interesting to be called something obscure like Harry Potter and the Half-Chewed Scone.

Well, that got us being stupid and creative for the rest of the day as we came up with random amusing titles. And lo, the concept of the J. K. Rowling Random Harry Potter Generator came to pass. It’s not a new idea but I think the output is certainly a little more off-the-wall than other people have tried.

A swift bit of coding later and it became a question on my highly random comments form. Such was the response, I decided to break it out into its own section. So here it is: The Random Harry Potter Book Title Generator in all its glory. Enjoy.

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Harry Potter and the High-speed ElbowHarry Potter and the Riled TabardHarry Potter and the Scone of OpportunityHarry Potter and the Pterodactyl of EmpathyHarry Potter and the Over-excited DamsonHarry Potter and the Magnanimous Buzzard
Generate each time

1 goat gave a toss


    Harry Potter and the Llama of Darkness OMFG I’m dying lol

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