Random Harry Potter Title Generator

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After my wife read the latest Harry Potter book, she wondered if it might be more fun/interesting to be called something obscure like Harry Potter and the Half-Chewed Scone.

Well, that got us being stupid and creative for the rest of the day as we came up with random amusing titles. And lo, the concept of the J. K. Rowling Random Harry Potter Generator came to pass. It’s not a new idea but I think the output is certainly a little more off-the-wall than other people have tried.

A swift bit of coding later and it became a question on my highly random comments form. Such was the response, I decided to break it out into its own section. So here it is: The Random Harry Potter Book Title Generator in all its glory. Enjoy.

First draft manuscript titles found for Harry Potter books
Harry Potter and the Tartlet of AntiquityHarry Potter and the Lethargic SpatulaHarry Potter and the Giant UnicornHarry Potter and the Uncontrollable PelvisHarry Potter and the Pointy CarrotHarry Potter and the Riled Shoe
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1 vagabond could be bothered to write something

    Amelia

    Harry Potter and the Llama of Darkness OMFG I’m dying lol

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