Harry Potter and the... what?

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After my wife read the latest Harry Potter book, she wondered if it might be more fun/interesting to be called something obscure like Harry Potter and the Half-Chewed Scone.

Well, that got us being stupid and creative for the rest of the day as we came up with random amusing titles. And lo, the concept of the J. K. Rowling Random Harry Potter Generator came to pass. It’s not a new idea but I think the output is certainly a little more off-the-wall than other people have tried.

A swift bit of coding later and it became a question on my highly random comments form. Such was the response, I decided to break it out into its own section. So here it is: The Random Harry Potter Book Title Generator in all its glory. Enjoy.

If J. K. Rowling had been squiffy, we might have had...
Harry Potter and the Sordid OmeletteHarry Potter and the Behemoth Rubber GlovesHarry Potter and the Uncontrollable LimbHarry Potter and the Oscillating TypewriterHarry Potter and the Incensed BaguetteHarry Potter and the Collapsible Koala
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    Amelia

    Harry Potter and the Llama of Darkness OMFG I’m dying lol

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