Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragster

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Despite the quantity of movie awards and press surrounding Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, it remains an utterly terrible film.

The only thing that can improve it is a new title. That’s where you come in…

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon would be better if it was called:
Crouching Penguin, Hidden QuandaryCrouching Doorframe, Hidden Yo-yoCrouching Pasty, Hidden PlaygroundCrouching Angel, Hidden VestryCrouching Yoghurt, Hidden TerrorCrouching Wireless, Hidden Barrow
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