Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragster

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Despite the quantity of movie awards and press surrounding Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, it remains an utterly terrible film.

The only thing that can improve it is a new title. That’s where you come in…

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon would be better if it was called:
Crouching Spanner, Hidden TurnpikeCrouching Boat shed, Hidden Nut sackCrouching Lover, Hidden Ice pickCrouching Pop Star, Hidden SingletCrouching Leopard, Hidden Zoom lensCrouching Actor, Hidden Vista
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