Re-titling films

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Despite the quantity of movie awards and press surrounding Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, it remains an utterly terrible film.

The only thing that can improve it is a new title. That’s where you come in…

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon would be better if it was called:
Crouching Bun case, Hidden PickleCrouching Six-pack, Hidden Disk spaceCrouching Hitman, Hidden TrellisCrouching Noodle, Hidden BelfryCrouching Elgar, Hidden PavingCrouching Offal, Hidden Hazard
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Spout 'em if you got 'em


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