Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragster

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Despite the quantity of movie awards and press surrounding Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, it remains an utterly terrible film.

The only thing that can improve it is a new title. That’s where you come in…

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon would be better if it was called:
Crouching Puffin, Hidden PitfallCrouching Bank Clerk, Hidden Kit bagCrouching Steak plate, Hidden Man fluCrouching Kipper, Hidden WelliesCrouching Noodle, Hidden ProblemCrouching Wino, Hidden Candle
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