Re-titling films

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Despite the quantity of movie awards and press surrounding Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, it remains an utterly terrible film.

The only thing that can improve it is a new title. That’s where you come in…

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon would be better if it was called
Crouching Wino, Hidden NinjaCrouching Actor, Hidden ScabbardCrouching Jam Jar, Hidden BoilerCrouching Google, Hidden RectumCrouching Breadcake, Hidden JumpsuitCrouching Doily, Hidden Plimsole
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