Some cereals are not meant to be cereals.
I think I’m going to write to the people that categorise foodstuffs and politely request that Weetabix be reclassified as an adhesive. Anyone who’s left it to dry and then tried to remove it from the floor / wall / car windscreen1 will be with me on this.
1 student prank option
Enjoy this? Try: Related articles
10 items or else | My brain is speeding up | Smashed strawberries and cream | Better acting through chemistry | Ketchup: the great divide | Two identical snowflakes: statistical hokum?
Leave your mark
your_ip_is_blocklisted_by sbl.spamhaus.org