Some cereals are not meant to be cereals.
I think I’m going to write to the people that categorise foodstuffs and politely request that Weetabix be reclassified as an adhesive. Anyone who’s left it to dry and then tried to remove it from the floor / wall / car windscreen1 will be with me on this.
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