Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people waste their lives telling each other about their shockingly tedious days isn't Like-worthy — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Now Im dahn wiv da yoof.
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Gotta love logic statements. They open up all manner of wonderful loopholes which can be exploited.
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What links the weather, hose pipe bans, the stock market, children, and the environment. Why, housing. Probably.
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The perils of having an over-active hyperbrain that takes things in too quickly before processing.
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When is a date not a date? When you find a computer science nerd to mis-represent it.
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Remember the everlasting match? Invented in the 1970s if I recall correctly. Have you got one? Didn’t think so, because the invention was silenced and bought by the match makers of the time to protect their business model. Same with electric cars, it seems.
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Space: the final frontier. These are the facts and figures behind our very own V’ger (as they pronounced it in Star Trek 1) in everyday language. Still pretty mind boggling all the same.
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When is a snowflake not a snowflake? That’s the real question we should be asking.
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Some cereals are not meant to be cereals.