Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people writing #incomprehensible #twaddle u n me l8r lol @knickerlicker erodes my will to live — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Who says I'm late to the social party?
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Throwing technology at the service industry to improve customer service is the trend du jour. But it seems that ill-conceived rollouts have negative effects on customer experience.
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Trading Standards have clearly nothing better to do than prop up our throwaway society. Commerce over common sense has to end.
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Ian Dury and the Blockheads gave us “Reasons to be Cheerful”. Frank Turner gave us “Reasons Not to be an Idiot”. Nobody’s yet explored “Reasons Not to be a Vegetarian”. Until now.
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Coughs, colds, sneezes, sore throats. Lucky for us we have lozenges like Lockets to soothe our throats and unblock our noses. But what kind of alien substance is the wrapper made of?
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Billions of tonnes of food going to waste? Sounds like a supermarket’s dream. So why the long faces guys?
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I’ve seen parent and child spaces, disabled spaces and taxi spaces outside supermarkets but is this one a shade too far?
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Manufacturers of toasters take heed: would it hurt to do a little more research before releasing your products?
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Some cereals are not meant to be cereals.