When science and thespians collide, the results could be explosive.
Scientists should combine the elements Aluminium, Phosphorous, Actinium, Iodine and Nobelium to form a hard-hitting compound that is exceptionally adept at shouting in all its performances and being nominated for Oscars.
(Devil’s Advocate notwithstanding)
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Spout 'em if you got 'em