Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people writing #incomprehensible #twaddle u n me l8r lol @knickerlicker is stupefyingly pointless — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Txt spk iz da bom.
Save the shelves: how to stream a movie collection[4 comments] · 1938 words (vacuums up about 9 mins)
I have hundreds and hundreds of DVDs taking up space on shelves in my living room. A huge investment that I don’t want to lose, and I love movies. Time to get my geek on and find a better way. Step into my parlour to see how I did it…
The changing face of broadcast TV[1 comment] · 1167 words (vacuums up about 6 mins)
The BBC are desperate. They need your money so badly, they’ve changed the way they impose their tax, regardless of how you consume TV. I don’t think they have the resources to do that.
The Sun's tits· 881 words (eats up about 4 mins)
Depending on your viewpoint, the title of this post could either be about Page 3 models in the Sun newspaper or a statement of fact about the quality of its content. Guess you’ll have to read on to find out.
Hi, my name is· 334 words (sucks up about 2 mins)
Would a rose by any other name smell as sweet? Clearly in the world of rap, the answer is yes. Uhhh, would the real Slim Shady please stand up. We’re gonna have a little problem here.
The right actor for the job· 376 words (devours about 2 mins)
After all these years of being an avid movie follower, why did I assume there was a rigorous accreditation procedure at Casting Director University?
Ridiculyrics· 907 words (kills about 5 mins)
From One Direction to Kirsty MacColl who claimed there’s a guy down the chip shop who swears he’s Elvis, pop stars throughout the ages have tried to outdo one another with the stupidest lyrics.
Don't look at the camera· 543 words (wastes about 3 mins)
Turned up to a film set on Sunday as a “runner” which is movie parlance for “general dog’s body”. Imagine my surprise when I ended up being in the film.
Le Cygne done wrong· 315 words (wastes about 2 mins)
Cello and piano: a gorgeous instrument combination when applied to such fantastic pieces as The Swan. At least, in most cases.