An open letter from the UK.
Beirut Transport Ministry
Beirut
Lebanon
Minister for Transportation
Whitehall
London
Britain
Dear Sir,
Please would you arrange for the United Kingdom to borrow a few hundred thousand roads from your most war-torn areas. We would like to ship them over here and replace our roads with them because they’re probably in a better state than ours.
Warmest regards,
P.S. Sorry about bombing you.
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