Dear Beirut

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An open letter from the UK.

Beirut Transport Ministry
Beirut
Lebanon

Minister for Transportation
Whitehall
London
Britain

Dear Sir,

Please would you arrange for the United Kingdom to borrow a few hundred thousand roads from your most war-torn areas. We would like to ship them over here and replace our roads with them because they’re probably in a better state than ours.

Warmest regards,

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P.S. Sorry about bombing you.

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