Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people pretending they are the centre of the universe is stupefyingly pointless — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Who says I'm late to the social party?
N.B. The views expressed herein are not my own: they have been carefully shaped by a barrage of mainstream media propaganda and fill-in-the-blanks guesswork. Also, I'm prone to lying for the sake of entertainment.
Password=password
[3 comments] · 124 words (devours less than a minute)Always choose a good password. ‘123456’ ought to do it.
Tax doesn't have to be taxing my arse
· 1130 words (laps up about 6 mins)I admire Adam Hart-Davis for his historical knowledge. I do not condone the slogan the government paid him to spout.
Fry me a million
· 43 words (kills less than a minute)Press 1 for a lifeline…
Parents to be replaced by Gordon Brown
· 185 words (devours less than a minute)Help, I’m being sexualised by TV imagery. I’m gonna go and beat someone up now.
Donald Bauer
· 156 words (wastes less than a minute)Jack Bauer is the new Chuck Norris of hard.
Non-porn porn
· 40 words (vacuums up less than a minute)When is a porn flick not a porn flick?
Lessons in DVD piracy: Alice in Blunderland
[1 comment] · 632 words (laps up about 3 mins)Short cinema runs because of pirate DVDs? Gimme a break, Disney.
Grit monkey
· 296 words (sucks up about 2 mins)Ice + grit = waste of time.
