Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people copying and pasting the same thing to each other reduces my vocabulary to four letter words — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Who says I'm late to the social party?
N.B. The views expressed herein are not my own: they have been carefully shaped by a barrage of mainstream media propaganda and fill-in-the-blanks guesswork. Also, I'm prone to lying for the sake of entertainment.
Where there's smoke there's BBQ
· 143 words (wastes less than a minute)With summer comes poor spelling. Time to put some fuel on the grammar barbie.
Statistics drive
· 156 words (wastes less than a minute)When motorways, destinations and probability collide the result is a head-scratcher.
The incredible shrinking foil
· 58 words (vacuums up less than a minute)Cheese goes in. Cheese comes out. Cheese doesn’t fit. Ug?
Chemical angel
· 34 words (sucks up less than a minute)What tastes the same now as it did when you were young? Not much.
Speeling acurasy
· 118 words (wastes less than a minute)Why bother with such trivial matters as attention to detail and spelling? They just get in the way of making money.
Concussion
· 57 words (wastes less than a minute)How to check your state of mind after a fall might hit a stumbling block one day.
Dome of distinction
· 699 words (sucks up about 4 mins)What’s in Greenwich and sounds brilliant? Why it’s the Millennium Dome as a concert hall. Who’d have thought?
An excess of access
· 216 words (vacuums up less than a minute)Never try to be too clever with wording. There are always dimwits like me around.
