Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people retweeting the decades old picture of that cat with the lime on its head using bit.ly links erodes my will to live — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. I can now omit vowels and apostrophes with impunity.
Politics is a sham
[1 comment] · 499 words (kills about 3 mins)A soap box moment. Normal service will resume shortly.
Ketchup: the great divide
[1 comment] · 322 words (wastes about 2 mins)When sauce and Canadians collide.
I feel like chicken tonight
· 165 words (vacuums up less than a minute)But I need to take the consumption frequency coefficent into account.
When music and fashion collide
· 183 words (kills less than a minute)The results are predictably unpalatable, especially in the hands of untalented music industry puppets.
There's nothing worse than
· 98 words (eats up less than a minute)The etymology of words and phrases.
Nip, tuck, cheat
· 188 words (laps up less than a minute)Beauty truly is only skin deep according to the media.
Washing machine safety
· 223 words (munches less than a minute)Washing done: time to empty the machine. Denied.
Grit monkey
· 296 words (devours about 2 mins)Ice + grit = waste of time.
