Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people waste their lives telling each other about their shockingly tedious days has me reaching for the Glock — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Who says I'm late to the social party?
To be a pilgrim
· 149 words (laps up less than a minute)What does it mean to go on a pilgrimage? Not a lot, these days.
Do pandas deserve to survive?
[1 comment] · 77 words (eats up less than a minute)Nature via nurture vs stupidity. Are pandas going to go the way of the dodo?
Hotel bibles
· 317 words (devours about 2 mins)Open the drawer: hair dryer, check; laundry bag, check; New Testament, check.
EULAs for dictators
· 67 words (kills less than a minute)Software licensing is big business if you don’t break the rules.
Handouts for doggie
· 41 words (wastes less than a minute)Dogmadog. Next time you see a hobo with a dog, think twice.
Obsessive gamer
· 10 words (kills less than a minute)Balance the bricks… here comes the dustpan.
Lesbians
· 17 words (munches less than a minute)The monosex dichotomy.
