Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people writing #incomprehensible #twaddle u n me l8r lol @knickerlicker is stupefyingly pointless — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Who says I'm late to the social party?
Hawking vs the Pope
· 290 words (eats up about 2 mins)In the blue corner we have the most powerful religious puppet on the face of the earth. In the red corner the most intelligent man on the planet with neuro-muscular dystrophy. Let the bun fight commence.
Costa del Pentecost
· 231 words (kills about 2 mins)There is only one God. And your God isn’t as good as my God.
The real reason for earthquakes
· 112 words (kills less than a minute)Earthquakes are not a natural phenomenon. They’re caused by promiscuous women, report the BBC.
Calling failed songwriters
· 103 words (munches less than a minute)Written a song? Been knocked back by EMI? Here’s a platform.
Early easter
[2 comments] · 401 words (vacuums up about 2 mins)This year, Easter will mostly be on…
Feel my rosary
· 58 words (laps up less than a minute)Media blunder over choir sex claims.
To be a pilgrim
· 149 words (kills less than a minute)What does it mean to go on a pilgrimage? Not a lot, these days.
Forty this, forty that
· 146 words (munches less than a minute)40. There’s such a lot of it about.