Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people validate their own self-importance reduces my vocabulary to four letter words — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. 'Coz propah spelling is so last century.
The animals came in 2x2x2x2...
· 1759 words (laps up about 8 mins)In the face of true devotion, it’s difficult to separate fact and myth when it comes to the bible. Never one to shy away from a challenge, I’m going to try.
The Serenity Prayer for today's world
· 168 words (kills less than a minute)Spiritual enlightenment and well-being mantra, updated to take into account the pressures of modern life.
Enter the velocirapture
[1 comment] · 547 words (munches about 3 mins)In true scouting tradition I’d better get my water wings and fireproof suit out of the loft: Satan’s on his way to town.
Email without wires
· 41 words (eats up less than a minute)Either someone’s playing games with our minds, or this is a neat trick that defies electrons.
Calling ark-builders
· 82 words (munches less than a minute)The animals went in two-by-two hurrah, hurrah.
The animals just won’t make it through hurrah, hurrah.Degrees of Catholicism
· 414 words (sucks up about 2 mins)Roll up, roll up. Is your religion not going in the direction you want? Join ours instead. We’re the true believers, after all.
The changing traditions
· 193 words (vacuums up less than a minute)Christmas is a time for giving and receiving gifts. And passing ornate pieces of lit fruit wrapped in ribbons and foil. Dangerous stuff.
How to annoy the Papacy
· 171 words (kills less than a minute)A list of slightly unorthodox activities that could supplement the UK visit by His Holiness this week.
