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Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.

Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people validate their own self-importance erodes my will to live — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. I can now omit vowels and apostrophes with impunity.

  • The animals came in 2x2x2x2...

    · 1759 words (vacuums up about 8 mins)

    In the face of true devotion, it’s difficult to separate fact and myth when it comes to the bible. Never one to shy away from a challenge, I’m going to try.

  • The Serenity Prayer for today's world

    · 168 words (vacuums up less than a minute)

    Spiritual enlightenment and well-being mantra, updated to take into account the pressures of modern life.

  • Enter the velocirapture

    [1 comment] · 547 words (devours about 3 mins)

    In true scouting tradition I’d better get my water wings and fireproof suit out of the loft: Satan’s on his way to town.

  • Email without wires

    · 41 words (sucks up less than a minute)

    Either someone’s playing games with our minds, or this is a neat trick that defies electrons.

  • Calling ark-builders

    · 82 words (laps up less than a minute)

    The animals went in two-by-two hurrah, hurrah.
    The animals just won’t make it through hurrah, hurrah.

  • Degrees of Catholicism

    · 414 words (kills about 2 mins)

    Roll up, roll up. Is your religion not going in the direction you want? Join ours instead. We’re the true believers, after all.

  • The changing traditions

    · 193 words (kills less than a minute)

    Christmas is a time for giving and receiving gifts. And passing ornate pieces of lit fruit wrapped in ribbons and foil. Dangerous stuff.

  • How to annoy the Papacy

    · 171 words (devours less than a minute)

    A list of slightly unorthodox activities that could supplement the UK visit by His Holiness this week.