Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people writing #incomprehensible #twaddle u n me l8r lol @knickerlicker makes me long for a 'Shut up' button — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. I can now omit vowels and apostrophes with impunity.
The animals came in 2x2x2x2...· 1759 words (vacuums up about 8 mins)
In the face of true devotion, it’s difficult to separate fact and myth when it comes to the bible. Never one to shy away from a challenge, I’m going to try.
The Serenity Prayer for today's world· 168 words (munches less than a minute)
Spiritual enlightenment and well-being mantra, updated to take into account the pressures of modern life.
Enter the velocirapture[1 comment] · 547 words (munches about 3 mins)
In true scouting tradition I’d better get my water wings and fireproof suit out of the loft: Satan’s on his way to town.
Email without wires· 41 words (eats up less than a minute)
Either someone’s playing games with our minds, or this is a neat trick that defies electrons.
Calling ark-builders· 82 words (kills less than a minute)
The animals went in two-by-two hurrah, hurrah.
The animals just won’t make it through hurrah, hurrah.
Degrees of Catholicism· 414 words (kills about 2 mins)
Roll up, roll up. Is your religion not going in the direction you want? Join ours instead. We’re the true believers, after all.
The changing traditions· 193 words (vacuums up less than a minute)
Christmas is a time for giving and receiving gifts. And passing ornate pieces of lit fruit wrapped in ribbons and foil. Dangerous stuff.
How to annoy the Papacy· 171 words (wastes less than a minute)
A list of slightly unorthodox activities that could supplement the UK visit by His Holiness this week.