Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people waste their lives telling each other about their shockingly tedious days is stupefyingly pointless — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Who says I'm late to the social party?
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In the face of true devotion, it’s difficult to separate fact and myth when it comes to the bible. Never one to shy away from a challenge, I’m going to try.
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Spiritual enlightenment and well-being mantra, updated to take into account the pressures of modern life.
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In true scouting tradition I’d better get my water wings and fireproof suit out of the loft: Satan’s on his way to town.
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Either someone’s playing games with our minds, or this is a neat trick that defies electrons.
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The animals went in two-by-two hurrah, hurrah.
The animals just won’t make it through hurrah, hurrah.
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Roll up, roll up. Is your religion not going in the direction you want? Join ours instead. We’re the true believers, after all.
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Christmas is a time for giving and receiving gifts. And passing ornate pieces of lit fruit wrapped in ribbons and foil. Dangerous stuff.
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A list of slightly unorthodox activities that could supplement the UK visit by His Holiness this week.