Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people writing #incomprehensible #twaddle u n me l8r lol @knickerlicker erodes my will to live — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. 'Coz propah spelling is so last century.
Parents to be replaced by Gordon Brown
· 185 words (munches less than a minute)Help, I’m being sexualised by TV imagery. I’m gonna go and beat someone up now.
Donald Bauer
· 156 words (eats up less than a minute)Jack Bauer is the new Chuck Norris of hard.
Lessons in DVD piracy: Alice in Blunderland
[1 comment] · 632 words (munches about 3 mins)Short cinema runs because of pirate DVDs? Gimme a break, Disney.
Referendum
· 29 words (laps up less than a minute)The true definition of a referendum.
Beware the percentage sign
· 31 words (laps up less than a minute)Drink-driving is safe: here’s the proof.
