Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people copying and pasting the same thing to each other has me reaching for the Glock — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. I'm too good to be tweeting.
The great journalismo
[2 comments] · 458 words (vacuums up about 3 mins)Do the media have any ethics? Whether we like to admit it, we all know the answer to that one.
Suckipedia
[5 comments] · 882 words (sucks up about 4 mins)Type in almost anything into a search engine and, aside from porn, Wikipedia will feature fairly prominently in the results as representing facts on that topic. Is that really a good thing?
From the accountants that brought you...
· 118 words (kills less than a minute)Movie marketing gone terribly wrong.
Hip to be square
· 71 words (munches less than a minute)Newfangled technology brings out the worst in people on the idiot box.
The guy who does less
· 168 words (munches less than a minute)The current crop of politicians need shooting so we can start afresh.
Nip, tuck, cheat
· 188 words (vacuums up less than a minute)Beauty truly is only skin deep according to the media.
Quality, or lack thereof
· 69 words (sucks up less than a minute)When is quality not quality? When it says so on the tin.
Fry me a million
· 43 words (vacuums up less than a minute)Press 1 for a lifeline…
