Beware the percentage sign

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Drink-driving is safe: here’s the proof.

Media “Fact”:

20% of car incidents are caused by drunk under-25s

Interpretation:

80% of car incidents are caused by sober over-25s.

So let’s get drunk and drive home; it’s statistically safer.

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