Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people copying and pasting the same thing to each other makes me long for a 'Shut up' button — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. 'Coz propah spelling is so last century.
Lakeland: world of pointless
[2 comments] · 198 words (sucks up less than a minute)I’ve just been reminded of all the household delights I’m missing. My home is incomplete.
10 items or else
· 198 words (vacuums up less than a minute)Never try to settle an argument with the general public using quantum physics as the currency.
Where there's smoke there's BBQ
· 143 words (kills less than a minute)With summer comes poor spelling. Time to put some fuel on the grammar barbie.
The incredible shrinking foil
· 58 words (devours less than a minute)Cheese goes in. Cheese comes out. Cheese doesn’t fit. Ug?
Chemical angel
· 34 words (wastes less than a minute)What tastes the same now as it did when you were young? Not much.
Butter living through chemistry
· 504 words (munches about 3 mins)Where has all the real food gone these days?
Was gibt es im Kühlschranke?
· 102 words (kills less than a minute)Lifestyles of the rich and famous… fridge stylie.
Take the bread... go on, have it all
[3 comments] · 307 words (kills about 2 mins)When swans go bad, the bread goes by the wayside.