Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people pretending they are the centre of the universe bores me — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. I can now omit vowels and apostrophes with impunity.
N.B. The views expressed herein are not my own: they have been carefully shaped by a barrage of mainstream media propaganda and fill-in-the-blanks guesswork. Also, I'm prone to lying for the sake of entertainment.
Lakeland: world of pointless
[2 comments] · 198 words (eats up less than a minute)I’ve just been reminded of all the household delights I’m missing. My home is incomplete.
Here phishy phishy
· 289 words (munches about 2 mins)Taking people out of the loop and using software to combat software is making computing less secure.
Leader of the pack
[1 comment] · 294 words (wastes about 2 mins)Is being numero uno to post on a blog all it’s cracked up to be?
The search for stupid
· 297 words (munches about 2 mins)How do you find something unless you know what it’s called?
How to annoy the Papacy
· 171 words (kills less than a minute)A list of slightly unorthodox activities that could supplement the UK visit by His Holiness this week.
Group self learning
· 350 words (laps up about 2 mins)Having the attitude to learn is more important than 180 billion dollars and some software.
Teach or manage
· 636 words (sucks up about 3 mins)The words of The Clash record “Should I stay or should I go” seem a good fit to the teaching profession after just five years’ service.
It's criminal at the top
[2 comments] · 546 words (munches about 3 mins)When is a paedophile not a paedophile? When The Daily Mail says so.
