Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people waste their lives telling each other about their shockingly tedious days erodes my will to live — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Txt spk iz da bom.
N.B. The views expressed herein are not my own: they have been carefully shaped by a barrage of mainstream media propaganda and fill-in-the-blanks guesswork. Also, I'm prone to lying for the sake of entertainment.
Censorship for an Instant
· 271 words (eats up about 2 mins)Google Instant has been visited by the rude police, but they’re not very discriminate.
Hawking vs the Pope
· 290 words (kills about 2 mins)In the blue corner we have the most powerful religious puppet on the face of the earth. In the red corner the most intelligent man on the planet with neuro-muscular dystrophy. Let the bun fight commence.
The proverbial woman
· 43 words (devours less than a minute)Where have all the nymphos gone?
Corporate tautology
· 286 words (laps up about 2 mins)Why use one word when two or more identical words will do.
I gotta get thru this station
· 135 words (kills less than a minute)Le train à quai numero cinq est le Daniel Bedingfield Express.
Keep Windows running smoothly
[2 comments] · 2048 words (laps up about 10 mins)When Windows slows to a halt or your computer takes 15 minutes to boot it’s probably time you bone up on how to prevent it happening again.
10 items or else
· 198 words (devours less than a minute)Never try to settle an argument with the general public using quantum physics as the currency.
Naming bad fashion
· 51 words (kills less than a minute)Got a garish cardy for Christmas that isn’t to your tastes? Now you have a name for it.
