Everything you never wanted know about me and more besides. Almost.
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Want to know what’s hip ‘n’ happening? Sadly, you’re on the wrong site. You’ll have to make do with this list of things that might give some impression that the site is actually updated and used regularly. It’s all lies and statistical skulduggery but that’s what you came here for… right?
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The Interweb is full of acronyms, techno-babble and geekery. Let me unfold this towel of mystery and show you its damp contents.
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So you have a complaint? Or praise? Or just want someone to talk to? Fire away using the form here and see what happens.
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All about Stef. His past conquests, future aims, and present tents. Well, you did ask.
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Background to the site and Stef. Or how this site happened and was rewritten from the ashes of the old hoster after the data had been lost to the bitbucket in the sky.
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The site dedicated to the random, weird and ever so slightly mad world of Stef Dawson. Musician, sound engineer, Textpattern programmer, photographer, chump and all-round bloke. Not nessecelery in that order.