Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people validate their own self-importance is stupefyingly pointless — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Yay, I've joined the SpaceFace / MyBook revolution.
Lakeland: world of pointless
[2 comments] · 198 words (vacuums up less than a minute)I’ve just been reminded of all the household delights I’m missing. My home is incomplete.
Corporate tautology
· 286 words (kills about 2 mins)Why use one word when two or more identical words will do.
Speeling acurasy
· 118 words (eats up less than a minute)Why bother with such trivial matters as attention to detail and spelling? They just get in the way of making money.
Microwave Turd
· 345 words (wastes about 2 mins)Well shoot my appendages into space and call me Frank: who needs functional software anyway?
Recycling is rubbish
· 522 words (sucks up about 3 mins)What is the point of recycling while greedy corporations run the show?
Google watch-o-vision
· 103 words (wastes less than a minute)Google on your telly? How’s that going to work?
There are unused items on your desktop
· 12 words (sucks up less than a minute)And the winner of the Most Pointless Error Message contest is…
Cambridge kick Oxford in the boat race
· 167 words (devours less than a minute)Row row row your boat gently down the Thames.
