Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people validate their own self-importance erodes my will to live — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Txt spk iz da bom.
No software left on this site overnight
· 138 words (kills less than a minute)Don’t break in. Please. There’s nothing here, honest.
The nursery merry-go-round
· 101 words (laps up less than a minute)Not today, young man: you’re unwell.
Make more Money's Day
· 122 words (laps up less than a minute)Dear Mum, I thought about you today only.
Quality, or lack thereof
· 69 words (laps up less than a minute)When is quality not quality? When it says so on the tin.
Main dealer monkeys
[2 comments] · 379 words (wastes about 2 mins)White man in pinstripe suit speak with forked tongue.
Tax doesn't have to be taxing my arse
· 1130 words (kills about 6 mins)I admire Adam Hart-Davis for his historical knowledge. I do not condone the slogan the government paid him to spout.
EULAs for dictators
· 67 words (vacuums up less than a minute)Software licensing is big business if you don’t break the rules.
Your data is safe... honest
· 297 words (laps up about 2 mins)The Data Protection Act in full effect.
