Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people having a midlife crisis has me reaching for the Glock — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Who says I'm late to the social party?
N.B. The views expressed herein are not my own: they have been carefully shaped by a barrage of mainstream media propaganda and fill-in-the-blanks guesswork. Also, I'm prone to lying for the sake of entertainment.
MicroSkype
· 72 words (wastes less than a minute)Hands up if you want your encrypted voice communications to go through Microsoft Exchange. Thought not.
Stop recycling at the back
· 105 words (laps up less than a minute)Councils have a duty to cut land fill waste, right? And to encourage people to do so in their homes, right? Perhaps not…
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[1 comment] · 61 words (eats up less than a minute)What has become of calculator art in the Internet age? Is there a place for it any more?
The great journalismo
[2 comments] · 458 words (sucks up about 3 mins)Do the media have any ethics? Whether we like to admit it, we all know the answer to that one.
Is there a wedding on or something?
· 26 words (kills less than a minute)Think maybe I missed something. Certainly the news has kept the event quiet if so.
Glastonboring
· 254 words (devours about 2 mins)The Glastonbury 2011 line-up has been announced amid a thunderous cacophony of silence. Yes, it’s that good.
Haikows
· 79 words (vacuums up less than a minute)When Windows and haiku collide the result is a Technicolor landscape of evocative imagery and badly conceived software.
Email without wires
· 41 words (kills less than a minute)Either someone’s playing games with our minds, or this is a neat trick that defies electrons.
