When Windows and haiku collide the result is a Technicolor landscape of evocative imagery and badly conceived software.
Can the humble Japanese haiku be twisted to modern ideas and, in particular, convey the frustration of Microsoft Windows users?
I say yes.
well intentioned app
unsaved hard work
unwelcome bsod
or:
all singing printer
unpacked ready
obstinate driver
or maybe even:
software installer
click to accept
unpithy eula
or how about:
need to find recent
app file open
forget sort order
and finally:
beautiful website
perfect design
fucking ie6
Do you have any of your own to add?
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