Haikows

Can the humble Japanese haiku be twisted to modern ideas and, in particular, convey the frustration of Microsoft Windows users?

I say yes.

well intentioned app
unsaved hard work
unwelcome bsod

or:

all singing printer
unpacked ready
obstinate driver

or maybe even:

software installer
click to accept
unpithy eula

or how about:

need to find recent
app file open
forget sort order

and finally:

beautiful website
perfect design
fucking ie6

Do you have any of your own to add?