Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people waste their lives telling each other about their shockingly tedious days has no long-term value — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. I'm too good to be tweeting.
Beatboxing Google
[1 comment] · 85 words (wastes less than a minute)If you thought Google Translate was simply an awesome translation engine, think again. It can haz beatbox.
The ratings factor
· 292 words (vacuums up about 2 mins)The oxymoron of Reality Television is put under the Stef-o-scope and given a good grilling.
Maplin: world of lies
[2 comments] · 430 words (laps up about 2 mins)A so-called “sales assistant” at Maplin or PC World is an oxymoron at best. Sometimes just a plain moron.
I gotta get thru this station
· 135 words (laps up less than a minute)Le train à quai numero cinq est le Daniel Bedingfield Express.
Dome of distinction
· 699 words (wastes about 4 mins)What’s in Greenwich and sounds brilliant? Why it’s the Millennium Dome as a concert hall. Who’d have thought?
When music and fashion collide
· 183 words (laps up less than a minute)The results are predictably unpalatable, especially in the hands of untalented music industry puppets.
Rf (104)
· 22 words (vacuums up less than a minute)What do a musician and a chemical symbol have in common?
