Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people retweeting the decades old picture of that cat with the lime on its head using bit.ly links isn't Like-worthy — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. I can now omit vowels and apostrophes with impunity.
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All hail 2014. A New Year has begun, whereby people the world over decree they are going to improve their lifestyle and turn over a new leaf. All except me.
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To find out what the future holds for Google’s foray into wearable mobile gadgetry, we turn to… Steve Martin.
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The perils of having an over-active hyperbrain that takes things in too quickly before processing.
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Spiritual enlightenment and well-being mantra, updated to take into account the pressures of modern life.
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Don’t forget to be aware that you’re self harming today while you search for the razor blade. I won’t forget, because I’m now learned.
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How to check your state of mind after a fall might hit a stumbling block one day.
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Where has all the real food gone these days?
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Not today, young man: you’re unwell.