Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people writing #incomprehensible #twaddle u n me l8r lol @knickerlicker isn't Like-worthy — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. 'Coz propah spelling is so last century.
Marketing fun
· 164 words (eats up less than a minute)Even though we’re in some kind of economic depression, it’s time to rid ourselves of the advertising long faces and inject some fun into selling.
Dangerous water: call a lawyer
· 471 words (kills about 3 mins)Who needs common sense when there are so many policies and layers of management that renders it obsolete?
Budgetary musings
· 184 words (devours less than a minute)The economy is booming rah rah. Aren’t we great rah rah. Tax the rich mumble mumble. Do you want fries with that?
Phone dance
· 142 words (munches less than a minute)Place your bets on the most annoying customer service practice.
The lawyers take over
· 443 words (wastes about 2 mins)There’s a time for words, and there’s a time when they get in the way. Such as when trying to do something legitimate, only to find terms and conditions stand in your path.
To infinity and beyond
· 393 words (devours about 2 mins)Despite spam filters and increased public awareness of scams, it must still pay for companies to employ mass-mailouts. I want to know who falls for such emails. And why.
KeLLy's Driving Schoo'L'
· 83 words (wastes less than a minute)Driving instructor approaching. Wait, well, I’m not sure if it is. Could be a taxi. No, phew, the insignia has confirmed it.
Crimelight
· 552 words (sucks up about 3 mins)Never ones to shy away from wasting money on contractors, the latest stunt by the elected representatives of the city is a planning triumph.
