Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people validate their own self-importance bores me — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. 'Coz propah spelling is so last century.
N.B. The views expressed herein are not my own: they have been carefully shaped by a barrage of mainstream media propaganda and fill-in-the-blanks guesswork. Also, I'm prone to lying for the sake of entertainment.
Degrees of Catholicism
· 414 words (wastes about 2 mins)Roll up, roll up. Is your religion not going in the direction you want? Join ours instead. We’re the true believers, after all.
The changing traditions
· 193 words (wastes less than a minute)Christmas is a time for giving and receiving gifts. And passing ornate pieces of lit fruit wrapped in ribbons and foil. Dangerous stuff.
Trial of convenience
· 690 words (vacuums up about 4 mins)It’s 2010 and the world looks set to be party to a Nazi-style People’s Court show trial of Julian Assange from WikiLeaks. Have things really changed in seventy years?
NSPCCbook
· 219 words (wastes less than a minute)Confirming the stupidity of Facebook users isn’t hard to achieve, it seems: they largely do it all by themselves.
Beatboxing Google
[1 comment] · 85 words (munches less than a minute)If you thought Google Translate was simply an awesome translation engine, think again. It can haz beatbox.
Literwhatica?
· 522 words (eats up about 3 mins)Lovers of erotic fiction should look the other way unless some serious changes are made to the current leader of the pack.
Two identical snowflakes: statistical hokum?
· 330 words (sucks up about 2 mins)When is a snowflake not a snowflake? That’s the real question we should be asking.
Breakfast glue
· 52 words (laps up less than a minute)Some cereals are not meant to be cereals.
