Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people writing #incomprehensible #twaddle u n me l8r lol @knickerlicker erodes my will to live — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. 'Coz propah spelling is so last century.
N.B. The views expressed herein are not my own: they have been carefully shaped by a barrage of mainstream media propaganda and fill-in-the-blanks guesswork. Also, I'm prone to lying for the sake of entertainment.
Teaching old cats new tricks
[2 comments] · 231 words (sucks up about 2 mins)It appears that even something as humble as the catflap confounds members of the animal kingdom.
How now brown Slough
· 155 words (eats up less than a minute)I think I may be the first person in history to write something positive about this bizarre industrial town. Well, almost.
Music and the mislabelled classic (part 2)
· 1765 words (devours about 8 mins)With the chugging inevitability of a Status Quo record, here comes Stef’s guide to the greatest classics of all time.
Music and the mislabelled classic
· 2080 words (devours about 10 mins)When is a classic not a classic? When Stef tries to explain why some tunes have it and some don’t.
Unexpected item in bagging area
[2 comments] · 466 words (eats up about 3 mins)If I hear that phrase one more time I’m going to hunt down the person who invented self-service checkouts and put an unexpected item in their bagging area.
Logical park life
· 184 words (sucks up less than a minute)Gotta love logic statements. They open up all manner of wonderful loopholes which can be exploited.
Fashion freakery
· 598 words (kills about 3 mins)To fit in these days, it’s no longer good enough to wear the same clothes as everyone else. You need the same mark.
Camping, 1970s stylie
· 368 words (laps up about 2 mins)Over forty years after the 70s surfed in, some bottle green things made of metal and rubber are still trundling along.
