Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people copying and pasting the same thing to each other erodes my will to live — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Txt spk iz da bom.
N.B. The views expressed herein are not my own: they have been carefully shaped by a barrage of mainstream media propaganda and fill-in-the-blanks guesswork. Also, I'm prone to lying for the sake of entertainment.
In hot water we trust
· 282 words (munches about 2 mins)Signs and labels everywhere, nor any drop of sense. Signs and labels everywhere, it’s time for recompense.
The hunger gaps
· 1098 words (vacuums up about 5 mins)Billions of tonnes of food going to waste? Sounds like a supermarket’s dream. So why the long faces guys?
Lollipop lite
· 337 words (devours about 2 mins)The Sweet sang about one. They appeared in the Olympic closing ceremony. But what’s so special about wearing a luminous coat and glaring at motorists?
Flash off
· 980 words (vacuums up about 5 mins)Flash was great in its heyday when Macromedia ran the show, but since Adobe got their mitts on it, things have gone downhill rapidly.
Behold ye pirates of the airwaves
· 347 words (devours about 2 mins)Shiver me timbers, there’s a nugget of silver in the Frequency Modulation band that the authorities don’t want us to hear.
Eee nun see ate
· 259 words (munches about 2 mins)Adele. Adele. Adele. How did you ever get to be in the top 10 greatest singers of all time when you can’t speak properly?
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz humm owww
· 269 words (eats up about 2 mins)Never underestimate the slapdash nature of DIY electronics repair by someone who is not entirely qualified to carry them out: me.
They call him Mr Lucky
· 134 words (kills less than a minute)It’s time to put on make-up. It’s time to light the lights. It’s time to win by email on the spammer’s show tonight.
