The animals went in two-by-two hurrah, hurrah.
The animals just won’t make it through hurrah, hurrah.
We have a plastic Noah’s ark toy with a bunch of animals (in pairs of course) which the littl’un enjoys playing with. Useful for pattern-matching games; and entertaining to make up new inter-relation species such as Shabbits and Giroves.
Anyway, to demonstrate how it was purportedly used to save human- and animal-kind I put it in the bath.
It sank.
Should I ask for my money back, since it’s clearly not fit for purpose when the next Biblical flood comes our way?
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