Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.
Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people pretending they are the centre of the universe is stupefyingly pointless — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Txt spk iz da bom.
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Time for a change of career. Forget making money the old fashioned way doing things I enjoy. I’m going to sell software to schools and governments. They’ll buy anything.
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In the interests of clearing my conscience, there’s something I’ve been meaning to say to my old music teacher at school. So in true Simon Mayo confession stylie…
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… a rock star. A demi-God. A prize-winning sci-fi author. A porn director. Clearly the state had other ideas for broadening my limited aspirations.
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Exclamation mark: check. Hash: check. Tilde: check. Parentheses: check. Weird upside-down-L thing that has no seeming use: check. Braces: ummm…
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The Sweet sang about one. They appeared in the Olympic closing ceremony. But what’s so special about wearing a luminous coat and glaring at motorists?
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Never underestimate the slapdash nature of DIY electronics repair by someone who is not entirely qualified to carry them out: me.
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The animals went in two-by-two hurrah, hurrah.
The animals just won’t make it through hurrah, hurrah.
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When is a community not a community: when it’s a network of people who think they’re a community.