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Y'know things that are all the rage? Blogs. Everyone has one; or at least had one before Facebook, Twitter et al diluted the realtime pool.

Since I'm nu-old skool — and watching endless streams of people retweeting the decades old picture of that cat with the lime on its head using bit.ly links bores me — I figured why not make a blog? The main difference here compared with other people's blogs is that instead of being limited to one topic, you get a little slice of everything all mashed up. Yay, I've joined the SpaceFace / MyBook revolution.

  • I'm in the wrong business

    · 1114 words (sucks up about 5 mins)

    Time for a change of career. Forget making money the old fashioned way doing things I enjoy. I’m going to sell software to schools and governments. They’ll buy anything.

  • Sorry, Mr. Moss

    · 941 words (sucks up about 5 mins)

    In the interests of clearing my conscience, there’s something I’ve been meaning to say to my old music teacher at school. So in true Simon Mayo confession stylie…

  • When I grow up, I want to be...

    [1 comment] · 587 words (munches about 3 mins)

    … a rock star. A demi-God. A prize-winning sci-fi author. A porn director. Clearly the state had other ideas for broadening my limited aspirations.

  • Keys to the future

    [1 comment] · 359 words (sucks up about 2 mins)

    Exclamation mark: check. Hash: check. Tilde: check. Parentheses: check. Weird upside-down-L thing that has no seeming use: check. Braces: ummm…

  • Lollipop lite

    · 337 words (laps up about 2 mins)

    The Sweet sang about one. They appeared in the Olympic closing ceremony. But what’s so special about wearing a luminous coat and glaring at motorists?

  • Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz humm owww

    · 269 words (devours about 2 mins)

    Never underestimate the slapdash nature of DIY electronics repair by someone who is not entirely qualified to carry them out: me.

  • Calling ark-builders

    · 82 words (eats up less than a minute)

    The animals went in two-by-two hurrah, hurrah.
    The animals just won’t make it through hurrah, hurrah.

  • Netunity

    · 912 words (munches about 5 mins)

    When is a community not a community: when it’s a network of people who think they’re a community.